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Description: Clueless critic Woody Wittman suffers an unfortunate accident as he tries... (more)

Description: Clueless critic Woody Wittman suffers an unfortunate accident as he tries to review the new Pixar movie "Cars" from his Ford Festiva. And Woody criticizes "Cars" for ripping off one of his favorite movies of all time: "Doc Hollywood." Rating: Two Woodys. (less)

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