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1. MAVELTO Posted on Dec 28 '06 at 3:30 PM

Dec 28 2006 To Whom It was great. But could not see anything.

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2. martych Posted on Dec 28 '06 at 10:20 PM

This just proves what everyone already knew.....Van Damme is a wanker !!!!

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3. DrAwkward Posted on Dec 29 '06 at 12:57 PM

This should stop any gay rumors. Now let's see George Clooney do it.

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4. darost Posted on Dec 29 '06 at 8:53 PM

I didn't see it but I bet she felt it.

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5. Dred_Dude Posted on Dec 30 '06 at 1:43 AM

Well Damn!! who wouldn't get one?.

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6. terries36 Posted on Jan 2 '07 at 12:46 PM

ALL I can say is way to go Van Damme ...lol terries36

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7. rebeltawn Posted on Jan 2 '07 at 5:20 PM

he looks like shit.

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8. dannytanner212 Posted on Jan 3 '07 at 1:38 AM

what a deuche bag.

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9. krneel128 Posted on Jan 3 '07 at 5:00 PM

I doubt that.. This went on television..

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10. acapulco214 Posted on Jan 9 '07 at 11:00 PM

haha thats cute

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11. IFILM Posted on Jan 27 '07 at 12:00 AM

humm dude that suks lol
but i still love ur movies van.

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12. kwoodman1 Posted on Feb 2 '07 at 7:46 PM

I tell ya,, any woody I would have got would have been dashed out with a single laugh from the crowd in like .05 seconds flat.

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13. MellowKitty420 Posted on Feb 3 '07 at 10:48 PM

obviously there wasn't much to protrude but still the fact remains that he got a boner from THAT??? chick looked like a dude!!!

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14. frenchcastle Posted on Feb 11 '07 at 5:22 PM

vandamme is sleezy

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15. ronarprfct Posted on Feb 20 '07 at 11:52 PM

Yes, simulating sex and calling it dancing can lead to erections.

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16. lenamusic1 Posted on Jan 3 '09 at 3:13 PM

I LOVE IT. Van Damme can dance with me anytime! :)

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