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1. dangelforever Posted on Dec 23 '08 at 9:35 PM

hahah...you fucking fat fuck.....!!!!!!!!!

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2. AquabatCadet101 Posted on Dec 23 '08 at 10:02 PM

ahahaha, i thought this was gonna be about "The Santa Clause" with Tim Allen. God only knew what i got myself into. =P very nice!

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3. drinktune Posted on Dec 23 '08 at 10:20 PM

Pitch, as in pitch black, has something to do with coal, and the character prefers to eat coals. Pitch also begins with the same letter as Pulgarcito.

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4. TourqeGlare Posted on Dec 24 '08 at 12:08 AM

Santa's laughter ,mocks the poor.

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5. OreWaUsopp Posted on Dec 24 '08 at 3:10 AM

The name could also come form pitch as in... pitch, the sticky, foul, tarlike form of natural oil, which was used for greek fire, and some thought came from hell itself.

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6. juantonio52 Posted on Dec 24 '08 at 10:48 AM

Oh my god james, i've looked for the name of this picture since i was a kid, and who would know it was actually called "santa claus" i saw it on tv when i was 4 years old and it was the most wtf thing i saw in my life, is something out of any standar even for the mexican cinema, but as a kid i found it very "charming" i can't remember the name of that pitchy devil in the spanish version but i really got in to the story when that bastard started to fool a little girl saying that santa claus would not give her any present because she is poor, now looking it as a grown men i personally think it's plotless and stupid but it was not meant to be understood for grown people. Anyhow as a kid i saw it as the most wtf thing ever made, and still looks like it.

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7. KKHS Posted on Dec 24 '08 at 2:21 PM

Congratulations, you have dug up the most blasphemous movie ever made!

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8. Jericho6969 Posted on Dec 24 '08 at 2:38 PM

Great review!

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9. cojoiscrazy Posted on Dec 25 '08 at 12:58 AM

Wow. You know what that movie needs? AC/DC! lol

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10. ryan2142 Posted on Dec 25 '08 at 8:05 PM

You left out the best part of the movie, Santa's first stop is in Mexico City!! Cause it's a mexican movie!! =]

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11. godcharon Posted on Dec 26 '08 at 10:26 PM

James forgot to mention that santa also has Hephaestus greek god of Black smiths working for him.
He makes keys for Santa that open every door in the world...

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12. alfangel2003 Posted on Jan 2 '09 at 7:42 PM

That's a MEXICAN MOVIE!!!

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13. ltmarcos Posted on Jan 6 '09 at 7:05 AM

One thing he forgot to mention on both this one and the Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is that both were used on Mystery Science Theater 3000. And both are pretty good episodes as well.

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14. Big_Angry_Nerd Posted on Jan 7 '09 at 3:03 AM

Awesome still of Santa being crazy. Reminds me of something from the enquire. "SANTAS CRAZY!"

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15. sparta666 Posted on Feb 9 '09 at 2:22 PM

love the reviews fuck those fucking commercials

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16. foulmike Posted on Mar 13 '09 at 4:02 PM

that movie was part of my christmas movies, because it was the only santa claus movie in wich they really speak spanish(in case you didn`t know it is mexican, and so am i), if you wanna see really messed up mexican movies you should see "clavillazo conquistador del espacio" or "pepito y chabelo contra los mounstros" that movies where made around that time and with the same budget and also pretty fucked up

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17. TheMalar Posted on May 3 '09 at 1:36 PM

Did they made this movie on LSD? I love when James reviews movies that make no sense at all.

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18. Federbeast Posted on May 26 '09 at 6:27 PM

Funny as balls James!

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20. CaptainCrunch Posted on Jul 6 '09 at 1:57 PM

It's almost like the Return to Oz.... but with SANTA!

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21. Delucias Posted on Jul 21 '09 at 12:53 AM

Surely someone is aware that MST3K did this flick...c'mon guys...

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