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Posted: February 17, 2005

Description: Conrad sees a doctor about his genital malady. A man's worst nightmare... (more)

Description: Conrad sees a doctor about his genital malady.

A man's worst nightmare comes true in this dark psychological drama from Tim McCann. Conrad (Michael Rodrick) finds out about his fiancee's shady past in the porn industry, so he calls the wedding off. Jilted Jennifer (Debbie Rochon) decides to take his penis and hold it as ransom. A painful story of a man's quest to get back his dick.

Star: Frank Olivier
Star: Lloyd Kaufman
Star: Michael Rodrick
Star: Debbie Rochon
Star: Bob Gosse
Director: Tim McCann
Director of Photography: Tim McCann
Music: Drew Stiles
Music: Rob Strait
Producer: Lawrence O'Neill
Screenwriter: Tim McCann

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Tags: breakup • castrated • castration • eunuch • john wayne bobbitt • penis • ransom • tim mccann

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