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Dear Micah,
My girlfriend REALLY likes your movie. And when I say "Really" I mean, "I need some more whiskey". Actually, what I REALLY mean, is that: Did you know that e. e. cummings had his name legally changed to the lower case? What a nutbar!
Anyways, your, I mean, MY girfriend REALLY liked the movie. And insisted I sit through the whole thing. Even the credits.
So, I have watched your movie, sir. And I have this to say: PIRATES DO NOT KNOW KARATE! Listen, that totally ruined my suspension of disbelief. Even moreso than the ninjas with uzis (SANS SILENCERS EVEN, THANK YOU!) PIRATES DO NOT KNOW KARATE!
SERIOUSLY!!!!
ARRRRRRR!!!!!
Your friends, and loyal fan. (that was not a typo)
Cabe and Holly.
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