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  • Diamond-Dolls
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    1. Diamond-Dolls Posted on Nov 15 '07 at 1:28 PM

    This is Crap. When this clip was shown to 40+ Strippers, they all agreed, the man that sit's at the bar and spends no money, and shows them no atention while they are on stage, are the Men that won't even be said Hello to, Weather the guy comes in for weeks at a time "to become a reg" or not. Fact of the matter is, if you don't tip them on stage, chances are the only thing you will be interacting with is your hand. Also, the ladies at this club are now boycotting Spike TV.

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  • JackDT
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    2. JackDT Posted on Nov 15 '07 at 2:04 PM

    So, establishing yourself as regular cheap fuck, never tipping the girls, bringing a bi/curious girl and ignoring everyone with you will get you laid??? This video is the exact manual as to how NOT to date a stripper )))))
    Besides, how would the dancers even know who the hell you are if you never tip?

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  • suedejones
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    3. suedejones Posted on Nov 19 '07 at 1:08 PM

    I have brought three different strippers home at three different times in my life, and these are not the tactics I used. The secret is to spend money, be rationally aggressive and be self confident. Treat the stripper like you've known her for years, talk to her like she's your best friend. It's OK to show her (down there) that you have a sexual desire for her. She'll soon find out that you're the most interesting one out of the bunch.

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  • sevur
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    4. sevur Posted on Dec 20 '07 at 8:45 PM

    Obviously none of you have ever did this especially the last one... I do this like it's an art form... Everything is right except the not tiping thing.. just tip like normal people.. the key is don't pay attention to them... THEY CAN'T STAND IT!!! Why isn't he paying attention to me? Whats wrong with me... Don't look at them, don't stare at them.. don't touch them... when they come up slide the money across the bar and make them pick it up with their hands.. don't slip it to them.. slide it across and look away.. make them reach for it... next, if they ask you for a lap dance hand them the amount it cost for a lapdance and tell them no thank you.. this way they know you are not cheap or broke, but just have no interest in them... also makes them feel like a charity case.. then they want to earn the money... the key is they are persued by every tom dick and harry that comes in the place... be the one they have to persue.. it's really very simple

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  • Beatmeclever
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    5. Beatmeclever Posted on Jan 10 '08 at 10:00 PM

    I have worked as security at three different clubs in two different cities and these rules are absolute BS! If you want to date a stripper, meet her at a bar or dance club when she's not at work. You don't go to the tax preparer and have your taxes done to date the tax accountant do you? No. You meet her at your local bar and talk about mutual interests. And just like the waitress at a restaurant is not there to meet you, the stripper is only there for your money.

    If you still insist on trying to pick up a stripper, try these steps:

    1) Talk to her like she is just another girl. She has interests and dreams just like everyone else.

    2) Don't insist that she sit with you all night. She is there to make money, not meet her future ex-boyfriend.

    3) And Lastly, don't touch her unless she says you can! My job used to be to throw morons with "Roman Hands" out faster than they could say, "But she was brushing against me."

    Finally, if none of these steps works and you still think it is in your stars, get a LOT of money together and go find a hooker, have her strip for you, then tell your friends you "dated" a stripper.

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  • Dyspayre
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    6. Dyspayre Posted on Feb 28 '08 at 9:41 PM

    When i was in the Navy out in San Fransisco, i met a stripper that took me to a hotel the same night, and we dated for a few months.. all i did was go next door to a bar and have a drink with her.

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  • oldskoolpunk
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    7. oldskoolpunk Posted on Apr 8 '08 at 5:07 PM

    If you want to date strippers, it's not hard.

    Don't spend money in a strip club. Just go to find out where they hang out. Ask them what nightclubs they like. Or what gyms. Yes, there are gyms popular with strippers. You'll need to be in shape; good strippers are in hard condition.

    Don't be a customer, and try not to be the loser stripper boyfriend.

    In San Francisco, go to Bread and Butter, the little eatery right across from Mitchell Bros. Or Bondage a Go Go on Wednesdays. There's also a gym on Valencia, but I forget the name.

    It's a kick to go out dancing with a stripper. They can really move. But they're almost always flakes.

    If you like bad girls, bondage models and hookers tend to be more together than strippers. Actress/model/waitress types are fun, too, and easy to find in LA.

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  • cappiz
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    8. cappiz Posted on Apr 14 '08 at 8:41 AM

    If you go to a stripper bar, to not look at strippers, why are you even there?

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  • 1sickpuppy
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    9. 1sickpuppy Posted on Jun 25 '08 at 4:22 PM

    Beatmeclever , Thank you ! you other guys get some class. Women are not just pieces of meat, treat a lady right, and May be she will fuck you like a cheap whore !!

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    10. STRIPPERDOLL Posted on Nov 30 '08 at 2:06 PM

    THATS FUCKING BS!!!IMSRIPPER FOR7YEARS IF I SEE IDIOT RETARDED LOSER IN CLUB WHO DONT SPEND MONEY I NEVER TALK TO THEM!!STRIPPER ARE WORKING FOR CASH I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO U ARE OR WHAT U DO IF U DONT SHOW ME CASH IM LEAVING AND NOT EVEN TAKLING MORE THAN 5MIN!!IMAKE 1000 TO 2000 DAY SOSPIKETV DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE BIZ OR MAY HAVE BEEN TO CHEAPER STRIPCLUB IN USA!!!WHERE R WORK ITS 1000HOUR NO SEX CLEAN AND CLASSY WE HAVE ERY NICE EDUCATED GENTLEMENS WHO ARE MILLIONAIRE AND RESPECTUS AS DANCER BC WE ARE NOT GOING OUTSIDE THE CLUB WHEN WE MAKE$$THERE BEING SAFE!BS!!!!IF I MEET SOMEONE WHEN I GOOUT ITS OTHER STORY UD ONT GO IN STRIO CLUB TO DATE STRIPPER WE R NOT THERE TO DATE U OR GIVE U FREE COMOANY FUCK THATS!!GO TO REGULAR CLUB GUESS WHAT???HOT GIRL WONT GIVE YOU ANY ATTENTION SO IF U GO TO STRIPCLUB JUST STOP TALKING START PAYING IDIDOT!!!!I TAKE CARE OF GYUS WHO TAKE CARE OF ME!!!!!SPIKE TV HAD NOOO IDEAR WHAT BEING DANCER IS ITS VERY HARD JOB WHO PAY REALLY WELL BUT DOES REQUIRE VERY STRONG MINDED PERSONALITY AND ALSO BEING VERY SEXULA AND ATLETIC SUCH WE DANC EALL NIGHT IDONT CARE U HAVE FUCKING PARTY IWORK ALL NIGHT MAKE MY $$THEN SLEEP ALL DAY I NVER SEE CUSTUMER OUTSIDE CLUB AND GIRLS WHO DO FOR $$ARE HOOKERS CAN CAN FUCKING GO TO BUNNY RANCH!!REEL DANCER ONLY DANCE AND NEVER OUT CLUB!

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    11. The_highlight_of_your_day Posted on Jan 23 '09 at 1:54 AM

    I am a dancer, and in the club where I work almost every girl already has a boyfriend or husband. When guests come in and try to pick us up we just get annoyed. However, if the girl is single and doesn't automaticly lack respect for habitual strip club goers, here are a few tips.



    Don't rush over to the stage as soon as you enter the club. However, when the girl you are interested in goes on stage the walk up to it and tip her while her clothes are still on. Fold the dollar into a cute or funny shape so that it catches her attention. (These tips usualy get taped up somewhere in the dressing room.) Do not sit down next to the stage to watch her strip. Instead, say something funny or ineresting (NOT insulting or sexual) and ask her if she'd like to sit down with you when she gets done dancing on stage. Once she's at you table be as creative as you can with the conversation, since usualy she has the same conversation over and over every night. Never try to talk dirty with her or attempt to grope her. Also, never insult one of her coworkers. The general idea is to get her to be as comfotable with you as she is with a friend or coworker.



    Personaly, I would never date a customer of mine. I couldn't stand being with anyone who pays to watch girls get naked, but there are some dancers who are more open minded and will overlook that little factor if they like a guy enough. These tips aren't for men looking to get laid. If that's what you want, then find a dumpy little hole-in-the-wall club and pay a prostitute posing as a dancer to get your rocks off for you.

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    12. ronjonwonton Posted on Apr 9 '09 at 6:45 PM

    whose the gorgeous blonde haired "stripper" she was also on sports soup.

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