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This is hysterical!! I always thought "pussy paws" was just too descriptive. LOL.
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This poor kitty didn't even know what hit him. He's like damn, that feels good...is that me?
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wtf o.o
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That is soooooooo wrong on sooooo many levels! Not for the cat but for the sick fuk whom taped it...you know you found something hot about that enough to get those sick closeups! Nasty-arse!
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its gross man pity the kitty doesnt what hit him
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For those ninkampoops out there that think this is funny, it's not! This cat is not doing this to pleasure itself, it is trying to clean it's urethral area, this cat should be taken to a vet, when a male cat is having this hard of a time cleaning itself, it will eventually get plugged and not be able to urinate which can lead to death. I pity the ignorent camera person, they are obviously HUA, and I pity the poor cat who has an owner that thinks this is funny, anyone with an ounce of brains should be able to see there is a medical problem here and act accordingly.
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candeekissez, you are a DOUCHEBAG.
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To us non-vets, that was funny.
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Cats play with their tails too. He wasn't licking himself feverishly or too interested in it too seem like he had a UTI or a blockage. So, I don't think he's in any danger or misery. He seemed pretty relaxed actually. Blockages and UTIs are nothing to scoff at. They could not only cause a cat great pain but kill him if it's not treated promptly. My cat was prone to them until we found the right food to prevent it. Low Magnesium! Anyway, this guy looks like he's just casually cleaning himself and just happened to notice that thing sticking out and well, it must be a cat toy. Isn't everyting? TO guys, this would be hilarious since they love this sort of sophomoric humor. So Laugh it up! I have to send this to a friend, he'll get a kick out of it!
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Now that was unexpected!
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LOOSEN UP CANDEEKISSES OR GET OFF THIS SITE.....THIS ifilm SITE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES AND IS TO BE TAKEN N FUN...THE FLAG AS INAPPROPIATE IS JUST TO PACIFY PEOPLE LIKE YOU....WANT NICY NICE THINGS MISS PRISSY GO TO NATIONAL GEO,OR DISCOVERY CHANNEL TYPE SITES ETC....YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT A MOMMY AND DID NOT HAVE LIL BOYS....
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He's an adolecent....probably going thriugh an experimental phase.....recently declawed I hope
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Is the cat male? I thought it was a girl cat. I did not see anything long and hanging or pertruding. I saw what appeared to be a slit or openning. I thought the film was funny. Concerned the animal would stratch her/him self.
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i feel soooooo HORNY right now!!!!
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icky. that was just plain icky...
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SASSY BITCH YOU NASTY AND THANK U ROBERTSH56 4 UNDERSTANDING IFILM IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!
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I agree with .MellowKitty420....that was just weirdand kinda perverted but pretty hysterical at the same time. Curiosity didn't kill the cat this time but gave it a thrill instead. Ewww....
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Robertsh56-- get off my ass. I have as much right to voice my opinions as anyone else here. If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass and stay off this site yourself. I notice you have responded to my other comments- get a life and quit nagging me.
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THE GROSSES 1:03 OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK.... AND IT WAS COOL!
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i think he has a future in pawrn...
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Who ever thinks this is funny is fucked in the head !!
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Ok for all you bleeding hearts out there that have to waste thier time bashing a clip soley ment for ENTERTAINMENT and NOT EDUCATIONAL purposes, get off your soapboxes! I am a avid animal lover and I can sit back and giggle at these clips with most of the population. Obviously those preaching about the animal and how crule the video's are do not notice OR listen that many of the clips are from FORIGEN cultures! You oare the same people who as children went around stomping on ant's or frying them with a magnifing glass. You also would be the first people to call the pest control person if you saw a mouse in your house. Give it a rest and go protest animal testing or using dolphins as military weapons. Let the rest of us sit back and enjoy a clips of a animal doinf something harmless and cute. Better yet go to this site www.whatjeffkilled.com it is all about a cat and it's life in the wilds.
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Ya' know...the caption "KITTY PORN" is what 'got me'...I gotta admit! I kinda knew what I was in for...but this is just totally wrong! Does this feline LOVER have nothing better to do than to sit around and wait for... and then video his cat playing with himself? Wouldn't it just make more sense to clean house, do the dishes, GET A JOB AND GO TO WORK... This person is nothing but a poor excuse for an animal lover...in ANY sense of the word...and has entirely too much damn time on their hands! I know people get lonely...but in MY opinion...I'd rather pay a therapist to hear me say "I like to watch my cat jack-off" than to video and post my cat actually jacking-off!!! This is nothing short of fukkin' sik!!!
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id take it to a vet just in case, cats don't play with themselves. >.>
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Gee...get real...the person that taped this video...just has no class at all. Imagining what just isn't so! This can only be expected by someone of this low caliber, naturally. Cats do get many kidney problems and this can happen easily, so check this cat out and stop playing the games! Geeeeeeee........
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If this cat isn't over 18, someone is in trouble.
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I only have compasion for this kitty who has been cought in his intimace, of course isn“t funny or hot, maybe the camera person thought it could be funny but cats hate to be interrupted in intimate acts like peeing or exploring themselves. Please, upload some another video to revindicate him, poor inocent!!
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Admit it guys, we've all tried to suck our own dick at some point. Unfortunately for the cat, he wasn't any more successful at it than I was. :-(
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A pussy with a dick, who knew?
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WOW!!!
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I missed it, did he shoot off a round or not?
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he needs a vet quickly!
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I bet he wishes he could get his tongue down there LOL.
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now that kinda shit only happens on derka derka street
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