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Too funny! I was at the grocery store today & didn't by their sausage for exactly that reason. I decided to try another brand instead. When is Corporate America gonna get their collective heads outta the dark smelly place???
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Calm the fuck down, Goober, it's just fucking sausage. It probably wouldn't hurt
the "600 pounds of men and a woman who's a little plump" to eat less sausage in the first place. How little do you have going on in your life that you have to call good ol' Jimmy Dean and leave a message like that? I get that money is tight these days, but dude, go ahead and buy the extra 12oz roll. I don't think it's going to go to waste around that house, anyway.
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4 12 oz = 3 16 oz.....just wrap that sucker and hold on to it....
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funniest thing to come out of Texas in a long time...
and firebuff51: I laughed as hard at your retort.
well done; both you guys.
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Fucking small sausages
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Why don't you eat less sausage you bunch of fat fucks. Sausage to go with your t-bone steaks? WTF? Any fries to go with that? Will that be your vegetable serving? Try not to shoot anyone today, OK? God Bless America.
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If he has sausage and steak at the same time, it will cut down on the mileage of the Jazzy scooter that he drives between the refrigerator and stove.
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I noticed the beginning of this trend a few years ago when Pringles (Proctor & Gamble) cut the product by a full once but left the packaging the same. These companies (Smithfield, Lykes, Echrich, etc) are doing the same thing by cutting the sausage content from 16 to 14 oz in hopes that the consumer is too dumb to notice and most are. They have done the same thing I noticed with Doritos. Not too long ago bags were 14 oz now they are cut to 12 1/2 oz. Net effect is a price increase for the consumer. The bean counter who thought up this stuff and the manager who approved it should be kicked in the butt.
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