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1. mrfin Posted on Oct 29 '08 at 9:03 PM

The sad thing is, from my experience, there are a lot of girls like pot noodles; they just throw themselves at guys. It's really pitful imo. As I like to say, I'd much rather save a princess, than screw a whore. lol

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