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1. keukenhufter Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 12:52 AM

thnx James
You scared the shit out of me!

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2. WoodyAllen Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 8:33 AM

Man I got to pick up these movies. And the last clip was fuckin loud :D

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3. mizifih Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 9:30 AM

What about a review by AVGN of the Gremlins for the NES? Sounds great to me! LOL

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4. Berserk775 Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 10:00 AM

Theses are both great movies and I loved watching them as a kid. Great Pic for a review James hope to see a few more in the near future.

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5. parkkihalli Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 10:20 AM

You really scared me there. And yeah, I remember wondering if it was a family movie or a horror clip. The tone changes at some point.

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6. Martinus Prime Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 10:54 AM

Heh heh. Holy shit, it's pretty creepy that you mention internet screwing up, mine just did that as I was about to watch this review.

I borrowed the DVD from the local library, now I'm gonna watch it :D

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7. Astro*Zombies.mp3 Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 12:18 PM

I used to watch these 2 flicks when i was a kid and they are some of still my all time favs.

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8. cromartiedropout Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 1:32 PM

Yay, a new movie review!

Dude that last clip scared the shit out of me. I was holding my speaker RIGHT NEXT TO MY EAR XD

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9. JakeTheSnake00 Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 3:25 PM

Lol this is hilarious...i give this video 5 chocolate mooses lol

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10. Gold Roger Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 4:28 PM

WHoa, James, that last Gremlin got me scared.

Classic Movie. Awesome review.

They should make another one... nah, maybe not.

cheers

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11. DarkNSF Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 5:19 PM

excellent video!

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12. HelloFade2 Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 6:53 PM

One thing I've been wondering is this: All the Mogwais that eat after midnight and become gremlins are evil and mean,so if Gizmo ate after midnight and became a gremlin would he be a nice and friendly gremlin?

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13. MisterZero Posted on Sep 17 '08 at 10:01 PM

Man, if people haven't seen these flicks, they must've been born in the last 15 years.. :P

Gremlins are definitely anti-technology. I think 'gremlins' were first used around WWII to jokingly explain problems with the technology and machinery of the time.

That electric gremlin was a TOTAL BADASS! And the spider always scared me.

Nice gag at the end there. ;P

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14. SANAFABICH Posted on Sep 18 '08 at 8:27 AM

epic review

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15. EdSigma Posted on Sep 19 '08 at 2:43 AM

Great review, I was actually talking to someone about it just yesterday, and I realised Gremlins is the perfect Christmas movie! Think, all the trouble starts because someone didn't follow the instructions that came with one of their presents properly, the kitchen is a complete mess by the end, there's drunkeness and random breakages, someone shares the most inappropriate family anecdote, and at the end the main character's best present has to be taken back to the shop on Boxing Day. So basically it's just like your average family chirstmas!

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16. gaming_pro88 Posted on Sep 20 '08 at 12:07 AM

Nice critic i was reading something up close like the comments and then that gremlin omfg i almost crapped myself lol

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17. TheBoglin Posted on Sep 20 '08 at 11:28 AM

*URK!* Gah! Damnit James, there goes another year of my life LoL! Good review dude!

Oh! Did you know that in the video release of Gremlins 2, the scene where they destroy the film is actually replaced with a completely NEW scene where they're flipping through the channels of your TV? John Wayne has to stop them to get the move started again. I never saw the Hulk Hogan thing until I rented it on DVD.

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18. Saint Desmund Posted on Sep 21 '08 at 3:03 PM

I remember thinking that the first Gremlins was a family film, until I saw it that is.

The whole idea of a sequel that makes fun of the original reminds me of the first idea for Jaws 3 (or Jaws 3: People 0).

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19. iselin90 Posted on Oct 12 '08 at 6:59 PM

i never saw the movies i didnt even know there was a 2nd one i noticed that the whole review was not loud but that last clip was

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20. lolunoob Posted on Oct 13 '08 at 8:14 AM

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21. MEGAMAXX5000 Posted on Oct 16 '08 at 10:42 AM

i love the flasher, smart gremlin and electric grimlin
DAMN YOU FOR SCARIN THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!

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22. veliusmemnoch Posted on Dec 20 '08 at 10:50 PM

I give this review 5 gremlin killer moms out of 5!!

XD loved the last clip!!

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23. wickedwhiterabbit Posted on Dec 24 '08 at 12:20 PM

Yeah, thanks for that last part! lol

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24. Big_Angry_Nerd Posted on Jan 7 '09 at 3:17 AM

Whenever I hear "do you see what I see" I think Gremlins. I saw this as a kid and it freaked me out. But I never saw the second one, and you've made me curious. Just like Maximum Overdrive. Great review James. Loved this one!

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25. The_OLF Posted on Jan 17 '09 at 3:43 PM

The comments are brilliant, can¿t get better than: "They fucking launch that bitch!". This is how a review should be like; fun and crazy but still informative and not over the top. Also enjoy watching old school effects and (foremost) puppets ¿ the mood it creates is so different from today¿s computer generated.

Gremlins is great movies, and probably the movies I¿ve recommended the most to my friends. Really fun movie, and everyone loves Gizmo. That also makes it good for dating, cause Gizmo will draw the fembots to you with the sounds of ¿awwww¿.

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26. futoku Posted on Jan 27 '09 at 3:06 PM

What's with the still pictures and the movie scenes? At first I thought the player got stuck. It's not bad, just a little confusing to have so much random pictures of moving scenes here.

Reminds me a little of Betlejuice (sp?) which was another oddly dark and yet comic 80's movie. Awesome review, thank you very much.

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27. Treco78 Posted on Feb 8 '09 at 12:32 PM

Hi James Great Reveiw I have just ordered both Gremlins movies from amazon I love AVGN and your Movie reveiws maybe some time you could AVGN reveiw kid niki for the (NES) because that games awfull and you should also do a reveiw on mario is missing because that game stinks to thanks hope you do em and good reveiw

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28. whakko Posted on May 15 '09 at 7:32 PM

I like both movies are great but for the love of fuck you scared the fuck out of me man i had head phones n the volume up

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29. Every1Dies Posted on Jun 5 '09 at 9:34 PM

i saw that little scare at the end a mile away, lol loved it.

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