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1. zoesdead05 Posted on Nov 1 '06 at 7:45 PM

Ahh..yeah, it's long enough. Feel free to die. Please.

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2. husky77 Posted on Nov 17 '06 at 10:11 PM

Man what a classy guy

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3. anrwlias Posted on Nov 26 '06 at 3:19 PM

A quick search of IMDB returns zero results for Mr. Atene. Somewhere out there is a very embittered "thespian".

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4. raspberryswirl Posted on Nov 28 '06 at 12:54 PM

What a riot! I love his accent.

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5. c1o2d3y Posted on Nov 29 '06 at 5:58 PM

man this guys a serisly a good acter

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6. c1o2d3y Posted on Nov 29 '06 at 5:58 PM

man this guys a serisly a good acter

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7. Hearts_and_Thoughts Posted on Dec 2 '06 at 9:00 PM

"when i was 12 years old I won a spaniel puppy for 50 cents and my favorite color is green" how random is that? that is reminiscent of engrish on stationary in japan....

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8. zoesdead05 Posted on Dec 12 '06 at 2:55 AM

I cannot stop watching this, because however crappy my life gets, I was not born him. Ten bucks says he now practices drama by looking in the mirror saying, in many, many, many, different ways, "Deal....or NO DEAL!

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9. louvega Posted on Dec 14 '06 at 12:33 PM

Is this guy serious? What a twit!

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10. hanniballecturer Posted on Dec 17 '06 at 8:35 PM

please tell me that this lumpy load is a joke

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11. StanMarsh Posted on Dec 24 '06 at 12:10 AM

yes this is a joke. it rules.

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12. hagfan57 Posted on Jan 3 '07 at 10:17 AM

Somewhere this hack teaches in an American university, desparately trying out for the greatest role of his life: The safety and comfort of tenure. Now that's acting!

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13. Emkat83 Posted on Jan 10 '07 at 9:52 PM

WOW...it's like a bad car accident, I can't look away.

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14. filthyfoley Posted on Feb 7 '07 at 6:33 PM

gee i wonder why this asshole didnt get the role. The outsiders wouldve been a horrible movie if they cast this jerk off for the part

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15. Sithina Posted on Feb 8 '07 at 11:46 PM

oh......the horror!!!!

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16. youaintjet Posted on Feb 13 '07 at 8:55 AM

I scared... I SCARED!!!

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17. MellowKitty420 Posted on Feb 18 '07 at 2:46 AM

lmao...i doubt this is a real audition tape...how coincidental is it that the piece he performs is from "the outsiders" and then it cuts without warning at the very end to a small part of the same movie...I think someone was taping "the outsiders" off the tv than decided to be funny...and it was...slightly.

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18. mr.mondaynight Posted on Apr 30 '07 at 9:57 AM

god i hate actors......they all think if they say they are being humble, it must be true.

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19. TJoad Posted on May 26 '07 at 10:30 AM

Man! I shudder to think what Sgt. Hartman would have done to HIS ass in boot camp!

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20. jh_mellors99 Posted on Jun 8 '07 at 2:16 PM

..i think this guy is great.. i don't give a sh*t what the rest of you negative clowns have got to say... yeah..he may be full of himself, big deal.. you don't think jack nicholson has an enormous ego... big deal..

this guy can act...

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