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Posted: June 11, 2003

Description: PERCEPTION: Our day-to-day world is real.REALITY: Our day-to-day world is... (more)

Description: PERCEPTION: Our day-to-day world is real.

REALITY: Our day-to-day world is nothing more than an elaborate, Windoze-based computer platform run by Bill Gates.

On April 3rd, 2000, the United States government declared Microsoft an illegal monopoly. On April 4th, 2000, Bill Gates launched the Gates-trix virus. Life, as we know it, ended.

Dio Blanderson was living a Windoze-induced nightmare he may never have woken from, if not for a handful of ragtag anti-Gates freedom fighters. The fate of the world now rests in the hands of the only people left uninfected by the Gates-trix virus: the people so dumb they've never touched a computer. Can hick rebel leader ''Memphius,'' cheerleader ''Vanity,'' and jock ''Jock'' train Dio in time to defeat Bill Gates before he downloads Windoze Infinity and assimilates the entire human race? Not if Gates' henchman, evil virus hunter Norton, can help it. Because in the Gates-trix, ''free range humans'' are the only virus.

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Star: William Saget
Star: R. Grey
Star: Kasim Bikul
Star: Erik Engstrom
Star: Layon Gray
Star: Melissa Gray
Additional Music/Songs: Daniel Newman
Art Director: Bobby Sussman
Co-Producer: Melissa Gray
Director: Scott Gray
Editor: Scott Gray
Filmmaker: Scott Gray
Makeup: Michelle Grant Bouse
Music: Aldo Shllaku, Eric Foinquinos
Music Supervisor: Daniel Newman
Producer: Scott Gray
Sound Re-Recording: Daniel Newman
Writer: Scott Gray

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