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Posted: August 01, 2007

Description: In Episode 1, "Brainstorming", Harris had a dream. This week, Patrice and... (more)

Description: In Episode 1, "Brainstorming", Harris had a dream. This week, Patrice and the cast of "The Patrice Oneal Show" help to make that dream come true. Ladies and Gentlemen, we proudly present the making of "Harris, the I Don't Give a Fuck Security Guard" - be warned. (less)

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