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Posted: December 29, 2003

Description: Ellen discusses movie theater etiquette. Taped at New York City's Beacon... (more)

Description: Ellen discusses movie theater etiquette. Taped at New York City's Beacon Theatre before a live audience, this performance features the kind of stand-up humor that first made Ellen a star.

Yes, there will be the obligatory gay joke, but DeGeneres sees the funny factor in everyday foibles like procrastination, the fashion statements of celebrities, the growing sizes of popcorn and sodas at the movies, ironies of public cell phone use, the weather, commercial jingles, the rigors of toilet paper dispensers, airline etiquette, self-esteem, time saving catastrophes and everything else that makes up everyday life.

Star: Ellen DeGeneres

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