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1. Sgtmcguckin Posted on Jul 2 '08 at 1:18 PM

I'm really looking forword to this !
Im a subscriber to cinemassacre and avgn. Hope this works out for you but I know it will because your reviews are awesome!

Ciaran

www.youtube.com/sgtmcguckin2

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2. Samonthrake Posted on Jul 2 '08 at 2:09 PM

sweet!

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3. gocsa Posted on Jul 2 '08 at 2:28 PM

This sounds like fun, man!

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4. alhamrick Posted on Jul 2 '08 at 3:09 PM

this is awesome man I'm glad to see things other than avgn getting popular I love your movie reviews (and avgn of course) I hope this goes great.

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5. bradw78 Posted on Jul 3 '08 at 12:43 PM

the avgn rocks, some of the older movie reviews he has done are hilarious, can't wait

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6. Blazerstrike Posted on Jul 3 '08 at 5:59 PM

AWESOME!!! James Rolfe FTW!!!!

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7. Lazypug Posted on Jul 4 '08 at 2:57 AM

man i cant wait james you are the greatest

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8. Bogus41 Posted on Jul 5 '08 at 10:32 AM

Cant wait!!!!!

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9. TheChalko1 Posted on Jul 6 '08 at 10:48 PM

Dude!

James!

YOU'RE MY ROLEMODEL!

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10. dakuro1 Posted on Jul 7 '08 at 7:55 AM

U kick ass man

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11. edlitz36 Posted on Jul 7 '08 at 1:15 PM

Why won't the Goddamn video load?? HULK ANGRY!!

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12. gaming_pro88 Posted on Jul 11 '08 at 1:11 AM

i can't wait until you do more movie reviews there the best!!

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13. cromartiedropout Posted on Jul 12 '08 at 9:30 PM

James, you are my idol, my inspiration, and the sexiest man alive. I love you and all of your work <3

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14. ubergossen Posted on Jul 21 '08 at 7:38 AM

Nice, two movies I've seen in the past two weeks- The Shining and Full Metal Jacket. I was on a bit of a Kubrick binge.

Can't wait to see your reviews/commentary on those movies.

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15. feistyterrier Posted on Jul 24 '08 at 9:31 PM

hey... # 8 is a "Seamstress".

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16. commander keen! Posted on Jul 24 '08 at 11:18 PM

finally a breath of fresh air out of youtube! yeah you kick ass man!! and the bat-a-thon was a win!! thank's and good luck on your new chanel!!

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17. djrappo Posted on Oct 6 '08 at 7:59 AM

CINEMASSACRE IS BACK :D

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