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1. tangelony Posted on Dec 30 '06 at 4:06 PM

this is crazy funny.

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2. VirtualMP3Studio Posted on Jan 2 '07 at 3:43 PM

I split my sides watching this!

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3. bff4eva Posted on Jan 18 '07 at 4:36 PM

funny

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4. nothingson Posted on Feb 5 '07 at 10:03 AM

I Love This Sketch

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5. bff4eva Posted on Feb 18 '07 at 8:37 PM

this is hil-ar-i-ous funny

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6. devin2k Posted on Mar 16 '07 at 12:17 PM

Rock says "if your woman is mad, leave her at home". I beg to add clarity. Leave your woman at home if she is a mad BLACK woman. She will turn you over to the cops so quick. Then she'll bail you out and never let you forget it!

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7. nuku-nuku-fufu Posted on Mar 30 '07 at 2:25 AM

90% carry, so 90% gets what coming to them =)

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8. daniefab Posted on Apr 20 '07 at 12:23 PM

ahahaha Chris Rock rules :P

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9. BoardCameraMan Posted on Jun 22 '07 at 12:26 AM

hahah, funny stuff.

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10. moistjoyce Posted on Jul 13 '07 at 1:06 PM

Chris Rock says it how it is, I Love it!

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11. anthuriumdon Posted on Jul 15 '07 at 1:10 AM

remember shut the fuck up, or else. next it will be the thought police.watch out.

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12. ladonnaholmes Posted on Oct 10 '08 at 2:08 AM

Hello my name is Ladonna I am a former state worker at the Federal Burea of Prisons in Las Vegas. I dont care for this brothers bold black humor and racial genres of the black and white race its still an extremelysensitive area and he needs to reframe. He also put in his scripts about civil workers as opposed to a career working person, in these days and time nothing is promised not even his career. So my point is he need to come down a few levels and get off the level of this uncle tom mentality of the O.j. Simpson and Emmitt Till theory of the black man cant think for himself and chase every thing that everybody else can do with out. Chasing every thing no matter what the stakes are even if it means life in prison or to be lynch when will they learn. Its already challenging enough as it is.

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Posted: December 03, 2002

Description: An oldie but a goodie. Chris explains what to do -- and what NOT to do --... (more)

Description: An oldie but a goodie. Chris explains what to do -- and what NOT to do -- when the Fuzz pulls you over.

Star: Chris Rock

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