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1. zoesdead05 Posted on Nov 1 '06 at 10:09 PM

It's so wrong, but it's sofa king right! The host sucked though.

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2. annika jones Posted on Nov 7 '06 at 5:50 AM

THIS FUCKING ROCKS

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3. rieper82 Posted on Nov 13 '06 at 2:51 PM

hahahaha. that last 10 seconds was sooooo wrong, but funny

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4. JOKERS_WILD Posted on Nov 16 '06 at 9:06 PM

I KNOW THESE PEOPLE. THIS IS TOO REAL. LOL-HEHE

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5. melissamc101 Posted on Nov 17 '06 at 3:16 PM

funny but ran a bit long with the unfunny host

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6. jonlambert Posted on Nov 17 '06 at 5:33 PM

Gotta give props to the 'actress' that played the crackwhore... it was funny, but like earlier comments, the unfunny host didn't help.

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7. SupervixenSam Posted on Dec 6 '06 at 5:00 PM

this was HALARIOUS!!! dumb host though

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8. skullymkh Posted on Dec 27 '06 at 5:19 PM

that was awsome!! the host sucked.

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9. Luvinmyboys2 Posted on Feb 5 '07 at 8:01 AM

That crackwhore gave me a good laugh!

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10. meanDthadevil Posted on Mar 20 '07 at 6:26 PM

holy shit... i work at that restaurant!!

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11. poppadoo Posted on Mar 22 '07 at 1:35 PM

Funny as hell and obviously not PC

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12. ssggrick Posted on Apr 4 '07 at 6:30 AM

That was so funny, I have not laughed that hard since i saw an Iraqi Blow himself up.

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13. carlos1970 Posted on May 10 '07 at 8:07 PM

They stole the character "Propecia" and parts of her dialogue directly from the dialogue in the Most Offensive Video cartoon parody "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa" (which was made in 2002).

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14. DIGBY67 Posted on May 10 '07 at 8:40 PM

Oscar for this woman.

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15. dodacrazy Posted on Jun 24 '07 at 4:23 PM

here you go this is what Dayton Daily News is doing to Dayton this is their quality skits for our children to learn.They call this quality news along with their smoke commericals

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16. nemoism Posted on Jul 27 '07 at 9:50 PM

This is fucking funny as hell!

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17. CAPEMAN Posted on Sep 8 '07 at 12:03 PM

These two should get like 18 Oscars. Where did u guys find these people? :)

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18. bbaxter31 Posted on Nov 2 '07 at 5:04 PM

If Propecia is not a real crackwhore, than who ever played that part definetly needs to be nominated for an oscar. I am somewhat convinced that is a real crackwhore, no one can act that good.

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19. Slappy2008 Posted on Apr 20 '08 at 10:48 PM

I'm still laughing at this video almost three years later. I wish they'd make a follow up.

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20. neetugarg37 Posted on Jan 27 '09 at 9:35 PM

hi,that is so funny.this is fucking funny like hell.
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