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1. Vierotchka Posted on May 6 '07 at 10:14 AM

This proves that man is indeed descended from monkeys, and that the banana was made for simian (monkeys and apes) hands! LOL!

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2. Vierotchka Posted on May 6 '07 at 10:48 AM

http://www.newciv.org/pic/nl/artpic/10/1546/monkey_banana.jpg

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3. blotchy39 Posted on May 7 '07 at 5:43 AM

So oranges and all other foods are the work of the devil? Religious nuts should steer clear of science and stick to reading fairytales.

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4. Wisemeister Posted on May 7 '07 at 6:32 AM

[sigh], mankind is so arrogant.

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5. samoffat Posted on May 7 '07 at 7:02 AM

It has recently been established that monkeys eat a banana from the opposite end from what humans use. (Really!) They hold on to the stem and eat, peel, from the "closed" end. Thus proving that monkeys are higher on the evolutionary scale since they discovered and use fruit tools AKA banana handles, called by some creationists, god-given stems. Humans have some catching up to do...

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6. christiansarestupid Posted on May 7 '07 at 7:40 AM

Yet more proof that Christianity makes you stupid.

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7. Franky4Fingers Posted on May 7 '07 at 9:54 AM

Sounded almost like a BlowJob demonstartion, so thats what christianity is into, I'm joining, gonna get me a BJ and a Banana for later.

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8. BiggerPimpin23 Posted on May 7 '07 at 2:35 PM

Fits the mouth? I eat alot of food. Some of which aren't shaped like cock. But, now at least I belive in a creator!

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9. digitalbeachbum Posted on May 7 '07 at 2:43 PM

This is a cult if I ever saw one, makes Jim Jones look like a level headed, well collected individual.

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10. bogustrent Posted on May 7 '07 at 5:59 PM

Glad my explantion for my beliefs doesn't ride on a fucking banana

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11. zakarious Posted on May 7 '07 at 6:52 PM

utterly asinine

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12. the_idiot Posted on May 8 '07 at 3:36 AM

Jesus Christ!! What a ding-dong!!! Perfect prop for his argument....he should have finished it up by wrapping his lips around it and taking a bite out of God's wonderful creation!!

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13. enjoi453 Posted on May 8 '07 at 5:44 PM

wow.this guy tries to sound smart but he cant hide his ignorance.

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14. themaniacster Posted on May 17 '07 at 5:08 PM

wow what an idiot, the monkeys make the bananas DUH, lol

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15. Zensavage Posted on May 20 '07 at 5:12 PM

Behold the believer's ignorance.

No, the Atheist's worst nightmare would be if one of these yokels become President of the USA. Now that's scary.

And the believer's worst nightmare is Logic.

The so-called proof in the video is lacking on many levels. Any arguement can be made if certain facts are ignored. When it comes to ignorance the Creationists and the Intelligent Design camps are always at the top of their game. That's why they need lawyers.

Besides, the banana's 5 ridges is one of the most common shapes in the plant kingdom: the star! Many flowers, stems, fruit, seeds, and leaves share this shape. It has more to do with cell division than a particular intelligent design to benefit humans. More proof of evolution and natural selection.

As for the different colors, all fruit goes through a similar ripening process. I'd be more impressed with a plaid design on a fruit or veggie. That certainly would convince me and shouldn't be beyond the scope of an intelligent designer.

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16. Reagon Posted on Jun 20 '07 at 10:50 PM

If you really want proof of the genius of God's creation, look at the AIDS virus. It so effectively passes from mother's milk or through the placenta into an unborn child's body that the baby is born already dying from the illnes. Praise God!

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17. vashana99 Posted on Jun 24 '07 at 4:25 PM

That's the best they got?! Logic fit for a child. I'd like them to explain why god gave men nipples.

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18. riverghost Posted on Jul 9 '07 at 12:54 PM

Pineapples: a Christian's worst nightmare.

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19. Morgaine214 Posted on Dec 17 '07 at 5:22 PM

yeah he was really into that banana in a non food way.

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