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1. zoesdead05 Posted on Nov 1 '06 at 9:08 PM

"R.O.L.A.I.D.S spells relief", and an exorcism may help.

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2. Noelle` Posted on Nov 12 '06 at 8:51 PM

I just started laughing when she started singing and the looks of everyone... SIMON couldn't even say anything... but she is disturbing...

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3. I am Onad Posted on Nov 13 '06 at 5:32 AM

Daisy, I'm scared!

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4. mizakemizan Posted on Nov 14 '06 at 2:07 PM

it's so nice of them to let Sybil audition.

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5. greenbottles Posted on Nov 23 '06 at 6:40 AM

she'd b great at parties.

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6. corbie157 Posted on Nov 28 '06 at 6:03 AM

she is so creepy

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7. geckolimit Posted on Dec 22 '06 at 6:42 AM

HHA I remember this chick, that was freakin hilarious! I cannot wait for the new season!!!! I found some more videos of people singing terribly at gotuit.com, y'all should definitely check it out! gotuit.com go go go

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8. youmorons Posted on Dec 26 '06 at 5:30 PM

She couldnt have had a worse last name. FFS no wonder people are being dragged behind trucks

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9. BadBunky Posted on Dec 28 '06 at 6:19 AM

One date would be one to many....e-gads..she won't shut up...can you image her singing to you in bed during sex! instant limpsville1

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10. narcolepto Posted on Dec 31 '06 at 1:23 AM

Dudes.. that's some serious camel-toe happening..

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11. Dr.Esam Posted on Dec 31 '06 at 2:38 AM

She not clinically insane that is a spiritual phenomenon an exorcism would help

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12. VirtualMP3Studio Posted on Jan 1 '07 at 1:59 PM

The ego can be a fragile thing... A legend in her own mind but so am I!

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13. Darkonicdestroyer Posted on Jan 2 '07 at 8:50 AM

hands down, best audition ever

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14. nia500 Posted on Jan 5 '07 at 5:28 AM

she must have been off her meds that day.does she have ears!

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15. hal5000 Posted on Jan 8 '07 at 5:39 PM

Do Do DooDOO!

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16. acapulco214 Posted on Jan 9 '07 at 8:56 PM

soooo crazy...who tells these people they are good singers??? what liars! lol i love how they bleeped out her mouth and her spinning flippin' birds...with the AI logo. that always cracks me up.

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17. psywizard Posted on Jan 19 '07 at 1:44 PM

When I saw this for the first time, I thought of the movie "Carrie". The part when the mother keeps saying " Their all going to laugh at you!" "Their all going to laugh at you" with the crazy music in the backround, yikes, freaky!!!

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18. Daddykins Posted on Jan 28 '07 at 2:16 PM

What do we have here? A multiple personality paranoid to the bone socio-path with delusions of grandeur? For the love of George Bush! Get a life!

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19. sopies21 Posted on Jan 28 '07 at 8:17 PM

ha-ha i'm scared too

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20. Bigbuttjr Posted on Jan 29 '07 at 5:08 PM

Terible

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21. kristhompson Posted on Jan 30 '07 at 2:26 PM

whoa.

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22. wildgigalo Posted on Jan 31 '07 at 10:29 PM

I kept waiting for her head to start spinning and green vomit to shoot out of her mouth, garuantee she makes holy water boil. Definately a sequal to the exorcism.

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23. robertsh56 Posted on Feb 1 '07 at 11:43 PM

Unique combination WOW!...weird is originality too...she has an amazing voice all her friends and strangers told her so...Nurse Ratchet your needed on the Idol set, NOW!...

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24. kevinmagic Posted on Feb 7 '07 at 7:21 AM

her lips and hips moved in unison Yeh I think her friends are DEAF!

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25. usagi500 Posted on Feb 9 '07 at 1:24 AM

ROFL.she's crazy!

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26. sdtravelguyyz Posted on Feb 10 '07 at 8:23 PM

OH . MY . GAWWWWWD !

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27. najahbrah Posted on Feb 11 '07 at 6:39 AM

Random people told her she soulded good, maybe random voices in her head. Andi bet her frineds arn't real, there all carrots with smiling faces she keeps in her purse.

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28. hedwigo Posted on Feb 18 '07 at 9:41 PM

She is my favorite! She is sooo Molly Shannon!

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29. Genghis_John2005 Posted on Feb 21 '07 at 12:57 AM

this hurt my soul to watch

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30. XpliSit Posted on Feb 21 '07 at 6:34 PM

OMFG this girl is kreepy as shit. refer to comment 1.

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31. PattiBoy Posted on Feb 22 '07 at 9:42 AM

Its pattiboy here. HOLY CHRISTMAS! LOL!

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32. BREEZY1983 Posted on Feb 24 '07 at 5:10 PM

IS IT TERRORIST DADDY????????????

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33. arbcdeli Posted on Mar 17 '07 at 11:39 AM

what a trip

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34. natisha_lynn_15 Posted on Mar 20 '07 at 11:26 AM

this is so f-ing gay

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35. diputSdiputS Posted on Mar 20 '07 at 3:33 PM

She specializes in Britney Bald Styles....

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36. darkfury619 Posted on Mar 23 '07 at 7:14 PM

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! as a singer she is terrible.....i know this bc i can sing i know i can lolz

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37. isaisa Posted on Mar 28 '07 at 9:25 PM

i think compliments wont help this time.......sorry............on a scale from 1-10 id give her a -10 + -10 which equals to negative 20.......yep dats wat id give her.........o we should introduce her william hung wat a gr8 duo.........dont u think?

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38. Hotbabe101 Posted on Apr 9 '07 at 3:07 PM

ok.....

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39. Franky4Fingers Posted on Apr 25 '07 at 9:15 AM

Show of hands, if you walked into a salon, would you want this chick even touching your hair? I woudn't.

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40. BiggerPimpin23 Posted on May 7 '07 at 2:29 PM

Great Attitude, Stay Positive!

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41. digitalbeachbum Posted on May 7 '07 at 3:04 PM

Call the local looney bin, tell them one of their patients escaped.

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42. mountain1 Posted on May 8 '07 at 5:14 PM

I think she is cool, her friends are wackos

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43. BaronessKvP Posted on May 25 '07 at 12:52 PM

Mary Roach is so sad. Those people who told her she could sing were cruel and not really her friends. I couldn't believe she didn't know she was so bad. I actually felt bad for her, but, she really needs profesional help.

My Lord, what a mess. Scary! A bit dangerous as well, I believe.

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44. BaronessKvP Posted on May 25 '07 at 12:55 PM

Very disturbing young lady. I would seek help, if I were her.

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45. robogeek72 Posted on Aug 16 '07 at 7:45 PM

HA! I bet her friends just tell her she's good so she won't go all psycho on them. I on the other hand would tell her she was good, then encourage her to go on American Idol so everyone else could laugh as hard as I did, or just to watch her crash and burn! Bonzai!!!

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46. johnny m Posted on Sep 27 '07 at 11:38 PM

sad.

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47. spfldil Posted on Dec 10 '07 at 7:13 PM

Tortured soul.

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