I start my countdownwith a bar that had an owner
who was too busy bombing onstage
to manage his business.
Who's been here before?
Not enough of youto keep us in business.
Jon: Howard not only drove customers away
with his poorly-crafted comedy bits,
he also refused to tend to the bar at all.
Look at all thesebills, man.
But it was Howard's oversighton a poorly vented kitchen,
that makes Stand Up Scottsdale in Arizona
the 10th most disgusting bar I've ever rescued.
I opened the doorand walked into a curtainof beef smoke!
- Is this place on fire?- It seems like it, yeah.
- I'm Jon.- Jon, so happyto meet you.
Jon: As soon as I opened the door, I got hit in the face
with this cloud of burnt beef.
This whole meat saunathing is finished.
- Do you likelosing money?- I don't.
Well, 'cause that's whyyou're losing money, man.
We're making you allsmell like barbecue.
We do comedy!
We don't do customer service!We don't do cleanliness!
- But you're in thehospitality business!- We do comedy!
( scoffs )I don't know what to do.
Can you believe it?A meat sauna.
It's burningmy contacts.