This guy thought he could swindle $20 from a classmate who had a crush on him for a cool new tattoo. Did it work? Let's just say when he sat down to get inked, karma paid a visit to his forearm.

When you meet a millionaire in Vegas who has two fine ladies with him and they wanna have fun, can you really say no? Well...at least say no to the tattoo and save yourself some embarrassment.

It's one thing to get tattooed while you're drunk like so many boozehounds out there, but it's another to get tattooed while drunk and blindfolded and come to realize it was your friend the entire time inking you.

Just because your coworker is tatted from neck to wrist doesn't mean he's the right guy to give you the tattoo of your dreams.

Who would have ever guessed a tattoo artist with a grudge could actually sabotage your piece? Oh yes, it happens.

Decorating your navel with a sunshine tattoo is a sure way to get the ladies impressed - or maybe just piss of your parents.

Even if the pain of tattooing is too much, you gotta muscle through it. Sure, maybe you can come back next week to get the piece finished off, but what if the tattoo parlor just burned down?

When a girl loses her virginity in high school to a fellow named Pete, she thinks getting his name tattooed on her back will seal the deal for their relationship. Bad idea.

Getting a tattoo of your new girlfriend's face on your back is sweet, but don't forget that if the relationship doesn't last, the tattoo sure as hell will.

When you commit to getting a weed tattoo done by an old lady at a beauty salon, there's no going back - even if she says she has glaucoma.

Why go to a fancy schmancy tattoo parlor when you can go to the local liquor store around the corner to get inked?

Got his ex's name tattooed on him, and his current lady friend hates it.

Her and her sister went out to get a starter tattoo kit. Her sister started to tattoo her and she couldn't handle the pain.

Got the initials of his supposed son in jail, then took a DNA test, and it wasn't even his son.

Prison, prison. Her boyfriend committed a robbery and she was the getaway car. She went to prison and got a terrible tattoo.

"I got drugged at a burrito shop."

Long story, turned short, this dude got a tramp stamp. 'Nough said.

Drinking always leads to fabulous ideas, or not. Tattoos when drinking is always a terrible idea.

Who gets a tattoo of a burning American flag? This guy.

Tryna get drunk and get girls, so he decides to get a tattoo.

If a tattoo artist is down to accept two juicy chicken sandwiches as payment for his work, that's usually a sign that their work might not be all that great. Unfortunately, not every customer gets that.

It's definitely badass to get a tattoo when you're a teen, but what's even more badass is you tattooing yourself in the bathroom. Just make sure the blood doesn't squirt everywhere.

Doing an apprenticeship at a tattoo parlor has its perks, but being a human canvas for a tweaker isn't one of them.