North By Northwaste

  • Season 4
  • Aired 07/17/2012
  • 14,715 Views

A film director is decapitated shooting a chase scene.

- COME ON, EVERYBODY.LET'S GET GOING.

announcer: HERE'S A SLICEOF HOLLYWOOD

THAT WON'T MAKE ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT.

- WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO,YOU DO!

announcer:THERE'S DOLPH THE DIRECTOR.

HE'S RECREATING THE ICONICCROP DUSTER SCENE

FROM HITCHCOCK'S NORTH BY NORTHWEST.

- YOU WILL BE CHASEDBY THE PLANE.

YOU RUN TOWARDS MELIKE CARY GRANT.

IT'S GOING TO BE FANTASTIC!

announcer:HE HOPES IT WILL GIVE HIM

THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES.

- JUST LIKE ALFRED HITCHCOCK.

announcer: AND TO MAKETHE SCENE HIS OWN,

HE'S CAST LITTLE PEOPLE.

AS CARY GRANT,WE HAVE GARY CANT.

AND AS EVA MARIE SAINT,WE HAVE [cymbal crash] BOB.

- WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?

- YOU'RE ANNOYING!

announcer: BUT DOLPH CAN'T SEEMTO GET THROUGH

TO HIS LITTLE STARS.

- SHUT...UP!

- I'M RIGHT HERE,YOU DUMB-ASS.

announcer: HE CALLS THEM THATPOLITICALLY INCORRECT WORD

THAT RHYMES WITH GIDGET.

- I CAN'T WORK WITH [bleep]ANYMORE!

- WHAT?SPLASH THE "M" BOMB ON ME?

- YES, I DO.

- YOU KNOW HOW INSULTINGTHAT IS?

- I'M A LITTLE PERSONAND A FAT ASS LITTLE PERSON.

I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS ANY DAY!

- ALFRED HITCHCOCKWOULD NEVER TAKE THIS!

- THIS IS LIKE WORKINGWITH ALFRED BITCHCOCK!

- YEAH.- YEAH, BUDDY!

- I'M SO SICK OF WEARINGTHESE BUNNY COSTUMES

AND THESE LEPRECHAUN COSTUMES.

I'VE BEEN AN ELF,I'VE BEEN MINI-ELVIS,

AND I'VE EVEN BEENBABY JESUS.

BUT THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODYWANTS TO SEE IS US,

YOU KNOW, DOING SOMETHING STUPIDTO MAKE YOU GUYS LAUGH.

- WE ARE GOING TO GETTHIS SHOT!

announcer:HOURS BEHIND SCHEDULE...

- WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!

announcer: DOLPH FINALLY MANAGESTO GET HIS CAST AND CREW

POINTEDIN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

- AC-TION!

announcer: TO MATCH THE SCALEOF HIS CAST,

DOLPH GOT A REMOTE CONTROLLEDPLANE TO BE THE CROP DUSTER.

- GET THE PLANE LOWER.PLEASE GET IT LOWER!

- RUN FASTER!

FASTER!

LOWER, YOU MORON,LOWER!

I DON'T CARE IF IT HITS HIM,I DON'T CARE IF IT KILLS HIM!

YOU GET IT LOWER!

RUN, YOU IDIOT!

RUN! RUN!

RUN, YOU FOOL, RUN!

KEEP GOING!

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!

NO! NO!BAD, BAD, BAD!

OH!

- SO WHEN THE PLANECUT HIS NECK

AND LACERATEDHIS CAROTID ARTERY,

THAT ARTERY IS UNDERA LOT OF PRESSURE

AS IT'S COMINGRIGHT OFF THE HEART.

IT WAS LIKE A GARDEN HOSE

GUSHING OUT OF HIS NECK,AND HE BLED OUT INSTANTLY.

- YOU WILL RUN TOWARDS MELIKE CARY GRANT.

IT'S GOING TO BE FANTASTIC.

announcer: DOLPH THOUGHTHE'D GOOSE HIS CAREER

BY REMAKINGA HOLLYWOOD CLASSIC.

- AC-TION!

announcer: BUT HIS CASTCAME UP A LITTLE SHORT.

- FASTER!FASTER!

announcer: AND DOLPH...- NO, NO, BAD, BAD, BAD!

OH!

announcer:WAS LEFT...SPEECHLESS.

- THAT'S A WRAP.

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