Morbidly Deceased

  • Season 4
  • Aired 03/12/2012
  • 5,306 Views

A naked man dies from a burst appendix while stuck naked in a baby swing

DAWN BREAKS OVER AMERICA.

IT'S GOING TO BEANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY.

BUT NOT FOR FRED.

FRED...IS DEAD.

JUST EIGHT HOURS EARLIER,

FRED HAD BEEN HANGING OUTWITH HIS GAMBLING BUDDIES.

- HEY!

I BET I COULD HIT THAT POLE,SPITTIN' A LOOGIE.

20 BUCKS.- YOU'RE ON.

announcer: THESE GUYSWOULD BET ON ANYTHING.

[men cheering]- YES!

- TRUST ME.COME ON.

announcer:IT WAS LATE.

BUT FRED HADONE MORE WAGER IN HIM.

- I BET YOU GUYS 100 BUCKS THATI CAN FIT MYSELF IN THE SWING.

[all cackling]

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.- YOU'RE ON!

- DON'T GO NOWHERE.

announcer: HE RAN TO HIS CAR ANDCAME BACK WITH A CAN OF LUBE.

HE STRIPPED DOWN...

AND SQUEEZED HIMSELF IN.

- OH, BOY![laughing]

I WANT MY BA-BA!

- NO WAY!

announcer:FRED WON HIS BET.

BUT HIS BUDDIESTHOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY

TO LEAVE HIM HANGING...

- GOOD-BYE, FREDDY.WE GOT TO GO.

announcer:NOT KNOWING HE WAS STUCK.

- COME O--[shouts]

COME ON!GUYS!

HEY!

I'LL GIVE YOU BACKYOUR MONEY.

announcer: FRED STRUGGLED,BUT IT WAS NO USE.

- I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

announcer: THE BABY SWINGWAS LITERALLY SQUEEZING THE LIFE

OUT OF HIM.

- HELP ME!

announcer:FRED WAS UNAWARE,

BUT HE HAD THE EARLY STAGESOF APPENDICITIS.

THE INTENSE PRESSUREFROM SQUEEZING INTO THE SWING

CAUSED HIS APPENDIXTO RUPTURE.

- THE APPENDIX,IF IT GETS BLOCKED,

IT COULD BURST.

ALL THESE TOXINS ARE RELEASEDTO YOUR BLOOD SYSTEM.

THE TOXINS TRAVELEDVERY RAPIDLY,

AND HE ENDED UP DYINGVERY QUICKLY.

- I GOT ONE MORE BET FOR YOU.

announcer: FRED STUFFEDHIS BLUBBER INTO A BABY SWING

AND WON HIS BET.

- THIS IS SO GREAT.

announcer: BUT IN THE END...- OH!

announcer:HE WAS THE BIGGEST LOSER.

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