Keester-Concealed

Two drug-dealing gangbangers die when they try to conceal evidence by eating an ounce of cocaine stuffed up one brother’s ass in the back of a police cruiser.

- WHAT WERE YOU OUT TODAY FOR,A LITTLE JOYRIDE?

announcer: NOT A GOOD DAYFOR THE PETERSON BROTHERS,

JAKE AND JOSH.

- WE GOT ANY DRUGS ON US?- NO, WE AIN'T GOT NO DRUGS.

announcer: THEY'RE HOLDINGFOUR OUNCES

OF PURE PERUVIANFLAKE COCAINE,

AND THIS COP IS PREPARED TO USETHE LONG ARM OF THE LAW...

- YOU SEE THIS?

announcer: TO FIND IT.

- I'M GONNA TAKE THIS,

AND I'M GONNA LOOK HARDAND DEEP.

- COME ON, MAN,WHAT THE HELL?

announcer: GETTING CAUGHTWITH A BUTTLOAD OF BLOW

WAS NOT AN OPTION.- DAMN IT!

announcer: SO WHILE THE COPSSEARCHED THEIR CAR...

THE BROTHERS GOT BUSY.

- USE YOUR TEETH!- WHAT?

HELL, NO!- LISTEN, LITTLE BROTHER.

PUT YOUR MOUTH UP MY ASSAND GET THAT COKE OUT.

- ALL RIGHT!ALL RIGHT!

- AH!OW!

announcer: TIME'S RUNNING OUT...

- OH, GOD!

announcer: BUT JOSH FINALLYGETS A LIP-LOCK

ON BROTHER JAKE'S BUTT-BAGOF BLOW.

- AHH!

UGH!

announcer: IT WAS TOO BIGTO SWALLOW...

BUT THEY STILL HAVE TO DESTROYTHE EVIDENCE.

- [coughing]

OW.

[pop]- AH!

COME ON!

- LICK IT OFF MY CROTCH.- WHAT?

announcer: WHEN IT COMES TO COKEENOUGH IS NEVER ENOUGH...

UNTIL...

IT'S TOO MUCH.

[both gagging]

- WHAT THE HELL?

- DUE TO THE LARGE AMOUNTOF COCAINE THAT WAS INGESTED,

THE STIMULANT PUT AN OVERLOADON THEIR BODY.

BLOOD COULD NOT GO IN AND OUTOF THE HEART ADEQUATELY.

THE HEARTCOULDN'T REGULATE ITSELF,

AND BOTH DIED OF A HEART ATTACKINSTANTLY.

announcer: JAKE AND JOSH PLAYEDHIDE-AND-GO-SEEK

WITH A KILLERBAG OF COCAINE.

BUT WHEN IT CAME TIMETO DITCH THE GOODS...

THE BROTHERS TOOK A LICKING...

AND THEN STOPPED TICKING.

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