Amateur Tattoos Never End Well

  • Season 3
  • Aired 04/01/2014
  • 3,411 Views

After two young men decide to steal a tattoo machine for homemade tattoos, one of them is left with a permanent mark of mediocrity.

- SO THIS TATTOO IS--

HOW DID YOU GET IT?[laughs]

- ONE NIGHT, ME AND MY FRIENDWERE HANGING OUT,

AND WE DECIDED TO WALK OVER

TO THE GAS STATIONTO GET SOME SNACKS.

WE'RE TALKIN'ABOUT MY ROOMMATE.

- DUDE, MY ROOMMATEHAS A TATTOO MACHINE.

HE'S AN ASPIRING ARTISTE.

- SO MY FRIEND,WHEN HE FINDS OUT

ABOUT THE TATTOO MACHINE,HE SAYS HE WANTS

TO BE A TATTOO ARTISTAS WELL.

AND I WAS LIKE, "DUDE..."

- IF WE FIND THE MACHINE,YOU CAN DO IT ON ME.

- AWESOME!LET'S DO IT, MAN!

- ON THE WAY OUTOF THE GAS STATION,

THE--IN A VERY THICKINDIAN ACCENT,

THE GUY SAYS...- THANK YOU, COME AGAIN.

- THAT'S IT!

THAT'S MY TATTOO!

- SO WE MAKE IT BACKTO THE APARTMENT,

AND WE DECIDE

THAT WE'RE GONNA STEALHIS TATTOO MACHINE.

MY ROOMMATE,HE SLEPT WITH A SHOTGUN.

HE ALWAYS THOUGHT SOMEONEWAS GONNA ROB HIS STUFF.

IF HE WAKES UP,DUDE, WE'RE BOTH DEAD.

WE GET THE TATTOO MACHINE,AND WE SNEAK OUT OF THE ROOM.

- HEY, LET'S GOIN THE BATHROOM.

- OKAY.- GO.

- [groaning]- SHH!

KEEP IT DOWN, KEEP IT DOWN.- OH, YEAH, DUDE.

[laughs]PUT SOME FLAMES ON THAT.

MAKE IT EXTRA BAD.

- EXTRA BAD, YEAH.- EXTRA BAD!

both: SHH!

- FREEZE!

- MY ROOMMATE BURSTSRIGHT INTO THE BATHROOM.

- OH, MY GOD.

AW, YOU MUST'VE BEENSO SCARED.

- I WAS FREAKIN' OUT.

THEN, HE SEESMY TERRIBLE TATTOO,

AND HE DIES LAUGHING.

- THAT'S THE BEST PAYBACK EVER.[laughs]

- THAT'S HORRIBLE.- I'VE HAD TO LIVE WITH THIS.

- YOU MUST BE LIKE,"I GOTTA GET RID--"

LIKE, SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY.- YEAH.

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