3:19pm
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom (1984)
6:16pm
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade (1989)
9:21pm
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
12:22am
Jumper (2008)
3:34am
9:00am
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
11:30am
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
2:15pm
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom (1984)
5:12pm
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade (1989)
8:17pm
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
11:18pm
Ocean's Eleven (2001)

1000 Ways to Die: Foreskins

Posted on: March 19, 2012 | Views: 8,604 | Comment

A super-competitive miniature golfer with anger issues impales himself on the broken shaft of a thrown club after losing to a sweet little 89-year old lady. 

Tags:
miniature golf • 1000 ways to die • impaled

1000 Ways to Die Videos

Result 1 - 10 of 441
One Ring to Kill Them All

One Ring to Kill Them All (0:00)

An obnoxious Hipster attempts to steal a steampunk-style ring from a yard sale, only to discover (too late) that it's a 19th century ring-gun.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 147,348
mushroom capped

Mushroom Capped (0:00)

The binge-drinking wife of a recovering alcoholic eats an ordinarily innocuous common ink cap mushroom at a party and dies from its poison-inducing interaction with alcohol.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 86,873
1kwtd unchained malady

Unchained Malady (0:00)

A man trims his hedges by twirling an electric chainsaw, but strangles on the cord after a bee stings his exposed armpit.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 105,841
bobby slammed

Bobby Slammed (2:19)

A man with a fetish for lactating women mistakenly flashes four female wrestlers, and while he survives the beat-down he gets, he dies from an allergic reaction to breast milk he'd consumed.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 102,960
strongman succumbs to death

Strongman's Sad Day (0:00)

A competitor in the World’s Strongest Man competition overexerts himself and blows his bowels straight out of his butt.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 114,264
neti say goodbye

Neti Say Goodbye (3:00)

A hypochondriac dies on a blind date from a brain-eating amoeba after using tap water in a Neti Pot to clear his sinuses.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 153,553
alcohol bath 1kwtd

Alcohol Bath (1:51)

(When a germaphobic, anti-gay protestor is kissed on the cheek by another man, he attempts to sterilize his entire body by immersing himself in ethanol, which results in osmotic alcohol poisoning.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 36,129
1kwtd long day's gurney

Long Day's Gurney (2:28)

A soon-to-be ex-husband roughs himself up prior to the divorce hearing in order to falsely claim spousal abuse, when the ambulance gurney he’s loaded onto races down a hill and he's launched onto the rusted step-rungs of a telephone pole.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 30,628
1kwtd gas attack thumb

Gas Attack (2:29)

Two members of the new faction in charge of ‘liberated’ Libya, are selling some of Gaddafi's stashed weapons when they explode a canister of mustard gas, cleverly hidden in containers of UN Relief Supplies.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 31,766
1kwtd tire straits

Tire Straits (0:00)

An anti-government extremist in the "sovereign citizen" movement is struck by a runaway tractor-trailer tire during a standoff with the police.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 33,551