Kill Bill (And Billie)

  • Season 4
  • Aired 07/17/2012
  • 16,788 Views

A cheating husband’s plan goes wrong, and he and his cheating wife are killed by a hit man – that the husband himself had hired.

- I HATE YOU!- I HATE YOU!

- I HATE YOU MORE!

announcer:BILL AND HIS WIFE BILLIE

ARE A MATCH MADE IN...both: I HATE YOU!

announcer: HELL.- [bleep] YOU!

- [bleep] YOU!- [bleep] YOU!

- [bleep] YOU!

- [bleep] YOU!

announcer: BILL IS A SLEAZEBAGABUSIVE WOMANIZER.

- I SHOULD HAVE NEVERMARRIED YOU!

announcer:BILLIE IS A FORMER CALL GIRL

WHO GAVE UP STREET LIFEFOR THE STRAIGHT LIFE.

- ONCE A WHORE,ALWAYS A WHORE.

announcer: TOGETHERTHEY ARE A CORROSIVE COMBO

OF ANGER AND MISTRUST.

- LOOK ME IN THE EYE.

TELL ME YOU'RE NOTCHEATING ON ME.

- I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU.BUT MAYBE I SHOULD!

- FIRST CHANCE I GETAND I CATCH YOUR ASS,

I'LL [bleep] KILL YOU!

YOU'RE DEADAND THE DICK YOU'RE WITH!

announcer: BILL HAS TAKENEXTREME MEASURES

TO SEE IF BILLIE IS REALLYSERVING IT UP ON THE SIDE.

- YOU UNDERSTANDWHAT I NEED TO HAVE DONE?

announcer: HE PUTS IN A CALLTO A LOCAL...

- JUST FOLLOW HER.announcer: "CONTRACTOR."

- AND IF YOU CATCH HERWITH SOMEBODY...

KILL THEM BOTH!

announcer: BUT BILL IS HARDLYA MODEL OF MONOGAMY.

IN FACT, HE'S GOT ATHREE-TIMES-A-WEEK HOOKER HABIT.

ON MONDAY, IT'S MANDY.

WEDNESDAY,IT'S BIG-BOOTY TRUDY.

THURSDAY'S HOT TARTIS LADY TATA.

THIS WEEK,BILL'S GOING FOR FOUR.

HE'S TRYING A NEW ONE.

[knocking]

- IT'S OPEN!

both: YOU!

- I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!- YOU! YOU!

I HATE YOU!

announcer:BILL, MEET BILLIE...

YOUR HOOKER, YOUR WIFE.

- I KNEW IT.I HATE YOU!

- I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE!

YOU ARE A LOSER!

- YOU'RE A WHORE.ONCE A WHORE, ALWAYS A WHORE.

[both arguing]

- I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!I--

- IT WAS A HEAD TAPEXECUTION.

A SMALL CALIBER BULLETWITH ENOUGH ENERGY TO PENETRATE

THROUGH THE SKULLBUT NOT ENOUGH TO EXIT

BOUNCES AROUNDINSIDE THEIR BRAIN,

SCRAMBLES IT,AND THEY'RE DEAD.

both: I HATE YOU!

announcer: THEIR RELATIONSHIPWAS BUILT

ON A BEDROCK OF DECEPTIONAND MISTRUST.

both: YOU!

announcer: BILL AND BILLIECHEATED...LIED...

AND FINALLY DIED...TOGETHER.

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