Wreck The Halls

A man goes 'overboard' with Christmas lights to annoy his neigbhbors.

announcer:YOU KNOW THIS GUY.

AS SOON AS THE CALENDAR PAGETURNS TO NOVEMBER,

HE'S GOT HISCHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP,

SUCKING MAJOR MEGAWATTS.

- IT'S NOT EVENDECEMBER YET, MAN.

- OH, SCREW YOU.

THERE'S A QUARTER.CALL SOMEBODY THAT CARES.

GET OUTTA HERE.

- BY 1900s, BUSINESSES STARTEDPUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

INSIDE THEIR INTERIOR WINDOWSTO DRAW IN SHOPPERS.

UNFORTUNATELY,THE AVERAGE PERSON AND FAMILY

COULDN'T AFFORDCHRISTMAS LIGHTS TILL 1930s.

THAT'S WHY EVERYBODYUSED TINSEL.

MY NORMAL ELECTRIC BILL,ONLY ABOUT 150 BUCKS A MONTH.

CHRISTMASTIME, IT GOESUP TO ALMOST 600 BUCKS.

announcer: IT WAS NEVER ENOUGHFOR THE CHRISTMAS-TURBATOR.

- THIS IS TOO MUCH STUFF!LOOK AT THIS!

announcer: BUT IT WASFOR HIS WIFE.

- ONLY HALF OF IT'S UP.

- HALF OF ITHAS GOT TO COME DOWN,

OR I'M GOING TOSTAY WITH MY SISTER.

THIS IS TOO MUCH!

- WELL, THE CAR IS OVER THERE.PLEASE GO AHEAD.

announcer: NED ACTUALLYHATED CHRISTMAS,

BUT HE LOVEDMAKING THE NEIGHBORS MAD.

THIS YEAR'S IMPROVEMENT

ON HIS HOLIDAY ASSAULTINSTALLATION--

A WINDOW-RATTLINGSOUND SYSTEM,

BLASTING OUTCHRISTMAS CHEER.

- GIMME SOME SOUND.[scratchy fuzz on speakers]

WHOA!

[yells]

announcer: NED GOTAN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT...

HIS LIFE.

THE SPEAKER WIREWRAPPED AROUND HIS ANKLE

AND SPARED HIMTHE FRACTURED SKULL.

BUT NOW HE WAS STUCK...

- HELP!

announcer: AND HISBOOMING CHRISTMAS MUSIC

WAS DROWNING OUTHIS FEEBLE CRIES.

NED STARTED SWINGING.

AND THEN HIS HEAD METAN IMMOVABLE OBJECT.

[thumping]

A FEW MORE VIOLENT THUMPS,AND HE WENT FROM HOLIDAZED...

- OW!

announcer: TO HOLI-DEAD.

AFTER HANGING UPSIDE-DOWNFOR 15 MINUTES,

NED'S BRAINWAS GORGED WITH BLOOD.

THEN THE REPEATED POUNDING

CAUSED HIS NOW-WEAKENEDBRAIN ARTERIES

TO HEMORRHAGE.

WITHIN MINUTES,HE WAS IN A COMA,

AND DEATH CAME SOON AFTER.

EVERY YEAR, NED TURNEDTHE HOLIDAYS INTO A LIVING HELL.

- OH, SCREW YOU.

announcer: UNTIL FATEFINALLY STEPPED IN.

- WHOA!

[yells]

announcer: AND PULLED...[thumps]

HIS PLUG.

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