Easy Slider

  • Season 3
  • Aired 08/09/2010
  • 29,852 Views

Dennis didn't want to wait an hour before swimming, now he has a bad stomach ache.

- DON'T FORGET THIS.

announcer:FOR TRUDY AND DENNIS,

SUMMERTIME MEANTONE THING.

- OKAY, OKAY.- READY?

announcer: POOL HOPPING.

[both laughing]

WITH NOT A HOMEOWNERIN SIGHT,

THIS PLACE WAS PERFECT.

- OH, YES, YES, YES.- I CAN'T WAIT.

announcer: EXCEPTSOME ONGOING CONSTRUCTION

HAD TURNED THE BACKYARD

INTO A POWER TOOLHOUSE OF HORRORS.

THEY MANAGEDTO ESCAPE ELECTROCUTION

FROM THE SUBMERGEDPOWER CORD.

- CHEERS.

announcer: SOON AFTER,THE COMBINATION OF COLD BEER

AND HOT SUN HAD DENNISPUSHING HIS TOOL TIME LUCK.

[saw buzzing]

- STOP BEINGSUCH AN IDIOT!

- WHOO!

announcer: DOES THE RIGHTTO BEAR ARMS

INCLUDE A NAIL GUN?

- PUT IT DOWN!

[nail gun pops]

announcer: LET'S HOPE NOT.- UH-OH.

announcer: DENNIS' DOWNFALLPICKS UP SPEED

WITH A BIG SHEET OF PLASTIC.

- OKAY!- HERE WE GO.

OH!

- AAH! AAH!

announcer: THE SLIPPERY SLIDETURNED INTO SLIP AND DIE.

- AAH!

announcer: LET'S FIND OUT WHY.

DENNIS FAILED TO NOTICETHE LONG NAIL

IN THE MIDDLEOF THE PLYWOOD.

- AAH!

- THE NAIL WOULD RIPINTO HIS ABDOMEN.

THIS CAUSES WHAT THEY CALLAN ABDOMINAL EVISCERATION.

THE ENTRAILSWOULD BE PULLED OUT,

20 FEET OF HIS SMALL INTESTINE,

5 FEET OF LARGE INTESTINE.

THIS WOULD LEADTO MASSIVE LOSS OF BLOOD,

WHICH WOULD SEND HIMINTO HYPOVOLEMIC SHOCK

AND LEAD TO DEATH.

announcer: AS THE SUN SETSON ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE DEATH,

LET'S OFFERA HEARTFELT GOOD-BYE

TO OUR LATEST DUMBASS.

[nail gun pops]- WHOO!

announcer: HAPPY ENTRAILS...

DENNIS.

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