Knife Surprise

  • Season 3
  • Aired 01/25/2012
  • 11,933 Views

A mugger falls on a diving knife while grappling with his victim and gets a nasty surprise when he triggers the knife’s special NITROGEN BURST while trying to pull it out of his body

ANOTHER HARD DAYAT THE OFFICE FOR JASON...

- EXCUSE ME.DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE?

GIMME YOUR PURSE.GIMME YOUR PURSE!

- A SMALL-TIME THUG WHOSESTANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE

IS POINTING A GUNAND DEMANDING CASH.

- HURRY UP, GIMME YOUR PHONE!- JASON'S ON A HOT STREAK,

KNOCKING OFF HAPLESS VICTIMSFOR THEIR LOOT,

ONE AFTER ANOTHER,WITHOUT A HITCH.

- GIMME YOUR WALLET.COME ON, COME ON!

- 2009, THERE WAS APPROXIMATELY350,000 ROBBERIES

ACROSS THE NATION.

IF YOU FIND YOURSELFIN A SITUATION

WHERE, UNFORTUNATELY,YOU'RE BEING ROBBED,

THE BEST THING YOU CAN DOIS COMPLY WITH THE DEMANDS

OF THE SUSPECT,

'CAUSE A LOT OF THESE GUYSWILL NOT HESITATE TO STAB YOU

OR THEY WILL SHOOT YOUOR THEY WILL BEAT YOU SILLY.

narrator:JASON SPOTS HIS NEXT TARGET,

MIKE, AN UNSUSPECTING MARKTOTING FANCY DIVE GEAR

TO A SHINY NEW SUV.

- GIMME YOUR WALLET!GIMME YOUR WALLET, COME ON!

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!HERE, HERE, HERE.

- WHAT'S IN THE BAG?- SCUBA GEAR.

- THAT'S A NICE KNIFE.GIMME THE KNIFE!

- MIKE HANDS OVER THE BLADEAND MAKES A BOLD, STUPID MOVE.

STABBED IN THE SIDE,JASON'S READY TO SHOOT MIKE.

- TAKE IT EASY.- BUT BEFORE HE CAN

PULL THE TRIGGER...

- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

- JASON HIT THE BUTTON...

AND HIS STOMACH EXPLODED,

AND HIS INTESTINES WOUND UPAT HIS FEET.

- THE INJECTOR KNIFE IS SOLDAS A SHARK DEFENSE WEAPON.

DOWN THE BLADE, THEY DRILLA HOLE TOWARDS THE TIP,

AND IN THE HANDLE,YOU HAVE A CO2 CARTRIDGE

THAT DISCHARGESABOUT A CUBIC FOOT OF CO2

THAT CAN BE CONTROLLED BYA LITTLE BUTTON NEAR THE HILT.

IT COMES OUT ABOUT 800 PSI,

WHICH WOULD JUST QUICKLY EXPANDAND WOULD BE DEADLY.

- GIMME YOUR PURSE.GIMME YOUR PURSE!

narrator: JASON WASA HARDCORE CRIMINAL

WHO SPENT A LONG DAYSTICKING IT

TO A LONG LISTOF UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS.

- AAH!- BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,

HE NEVER CAME CLEAN...- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

- EASY!

- BUT HE DEFINITELYSPILLED HIS GUTS.

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