Dad Wants A Tramp Stamp?!

  • Season 2
  • Aired 02/20/2014
  • 679 Views

This Dad of the Year will do anything to please his little girl. He soon finds out that getting a tribal on his lower back seemed to be a bit too much.

- ALL RIGHT, MIKE.

SO HOW DID YOUGET THIS THING, BRO?

- I HAD MY BOY COME OUTTO SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME.

- OKAY.

- WE WERE SITTING AROUNDONE NIGHT, TALKING,

AND IT'S LIKE,"YOU KNOW WHAT,

IT WOULD BE PRETTY COOLTO GET A TATTOO."

AND HE SAID, "YEAH,I'D LIKE TO GET ONE."

- WHY DON'T WEGET MATCHING ONES?

- WE GOT OUR MATCHING TATTOOS.WE WERE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT.

WELL, HE TOLD HIS SISTER.

AND EVEN THOUGHI LOVE MY DAUGHTER,

SHE CAN BE OUTRAGEOUS.

- I ALSO WANTA MATCHING TATTOO,

OR I WON'T BELIEVETHAT YOU LOVE ME!

DOES DADDY WANT TO KEEP MEOFF A STRIPPER POLE?

- ALL RIGHT, I GUESS WE'RE ALLGOING TO THE TATTOO SHOP.

- OH, DADDY, DADDY,THANK YOU.

- OH!PRESSURE.

- YES.- [laughs]

- SO WE TOOK OFFFOR THE TATTOO SHOP.

SHE BROUGHT HER HUSBAND.

- UH-HUH.- SHE BROUGHT HER BABY.

- OH, GOD.- YEAH.

- SO IT WAS ALREADYTURNING INTO A PICNIC.

- OH, YEAH, BIG TIME.- [laughs]

EVERYTHING SHE KEPT BRINGINGTO ME WAS BUTTERFLIES,

LITTLE FLOWERS,THAT KIND OF STUFF.

COULDN'T GETTHE BABY TO QUIET DOWN.

THE GUY WAS GETTING UPSET.

ON TOP OF ALL THAT, MY DAUGHTERAND I STARTED ARGUING.

- IF YOU LOVED ME, YOU'D DO IT.HE DOESN'T LOVE ME.

CLEARLY, HE DOESN'T LOVE ME.YOU SEE WHAT I GREW UP WITH?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO PUT UPWITH THIS MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.

YOU PROMISED, PROMISED![baby cries]

- THE TATTOO ARTIST,HE SAYS--

- MAKE UP YOUR MIND,OR GET OUT.

- SHE FINALLY PULLS OUTTHIS HEART WITH A STAR

WITH THE TRIBALCOMING OFF OF IT.

- IF YOU LOVE ME,YOU WILL GET A TRAMP STAMP TOO.

YOU PROMISED, DADDY.[bones crack]

YOU PROMISED ME!

- OH, TRAMP STAMP!

IT'S NOT LIKEYOU'RE BUYING A TV, MAN.

YOU CAN'T RETURN THIS THING.- I KNOW.

- YOU KNOWWHAT I'M SAYING, DUDE?

- THE PRINCESS ALWAYS GETSWHAT SHE WANTS.

- ABSOLUTELY.WAS SHE HAPPY WITH IT?

- OH, SHE LOVED IT.

- MY DADDY LOVES ME.

MATCHING TRAMP STAMPS.

- NO, DUDE![laughs]

- [laughs]

- I WISH ME AND MY DADHAD SOME MATCHING TRAMP STAMPS.

- YOU KNOW, AS A PARENT,

YOU GOT TO PUT YOUR FOOT DOWNSOMETIMES, MAN.

YOU CAN'T ALWAYSGIVE YOUR KIDS WHAT THEY WANT.

- YEAH.- PRETTY ENOUGH FOR HER.

IT'S NOT PRETTY FOR YOU, BRO.[laughter]

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