'I'm Holding Those Pills For A Friend'

  • Season 27
  • Aired 08/07/2014
  • 6,768 Views

It's an excuse that experienced officers have heard all to often. When a perp is busted with contraband they always use the excuse that "it's not theirs." Good thing for us: the boys in blue weren't born yesterday.

- ( siren blurts )

- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA CONDUCTA TRAFFIC STOP ON THIS TRUCK.

IT FAILED TO STOPAT A STOP SIGN.

HIS PASSENGER'S LOOKINGA LITTLE SQUIRMY.

HE'S MOVING AROUND.

HOW YOU DOING?- HI.

- ( honks )- JUST LETTING HIMKNOW THAT IT'S GOOD.

- OKAY, GOOD.WHAT'S YOUR NAME?- KEITH.

- ALL RIGHT.BASICALLY I STOPPED YOU BECAUSEYOU DIDN'T STOP ALL THE WAY

AT THE THREE-WAY STOP SIGNRIGHT THERE AT ORIOLE.- OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT.DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSEWITH YOU?

- YEAH.- ALL RIGHT.

- ( mutters )

- ARE YOU ON PROBATIONOR ANYTHING, BUD?

- UH, YES.- WHAT ARE YOU ON PROBATION FOR?

- UH... I THINK,

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

- WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHIEF?ARE YOU ON PROBATIONOR ANYTHING?

- YEAH, I'M GOOD.- WHAT ARE YOU ONPROBATION FOR, CHIEF?

- POSSESSION OF SOMEHYPODERMIC NEEDLES.

- OKAY, JUST POSSESSION? OKAY.- YEAH.

- INSURANCE.( clicks tongue )

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA DOA PROBATION SEARCH.

HEY, FERNANDO?- YEAH.

- JUST SIT THERE AND BE STILL.- ME TOO?

- YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA--WE'RE GONNA SEARCH YOU FIRST.

PUT YOUR STUFF UPON THE DASHBOARD.

YOU'RE GONNA STAND RIGHT HERE.YOU'RE GONNA FACE THATRIGHT THERE.

- PROBATION SEARCH FOR WHAT?- IF YOU'RE ON PROBATION AND YOUHAVE A SEARCH CLAUSE

IT'S CALLEDA PROBATION SEARCH.

YOU DO HAVE A SEARCH CLAUSE.- OH, WHAT'D I DO?

- YOU GOT TWO SEARCH CLAUSES.

- ( radio beeps )- AFFIRM.

I JUST NEEDA SECOND FOR A SEARCH.

TAKE A SEAT RIGHT HERE.

- ( groans )

- ( radio chatter )

- RIGHT, STEP ON OUT.

PUT YOUR PHONEON THE SEAT FOR ME.

NOTHING ILLEGAL ON YOU?- NO SIR.

- ALL RIGHT.STEP BACK HERE.

NOW STEP UP ON THE CURB.I'M GONNA JUST PAT YOU DOWNREAL QUICK.

NO WEAPONS OR NOTHING.- NO.

- ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S THIS?- IT'S MY OLD LADY'S PILLS.

- I KNOW, BUT WHAT IS IT?- UH, I DON'T KNOW.

SOMEBODY-- ONE OF MY FRIENDSGAVE IT TO ME,

TOLD ME TO GIVE IT TO HER.- ONE OF YOUR FRIENDSGAVE IT TO YOU?

- YEAH.- ALL RIGHT.

- SHE RAN OUT OF HER--

- SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT ISIS WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME.

- WELL, IT'S A PAIN PILL,I KNOW THAT.- OKAY.

- TO GIVE TO HER.- YOU'RE ON PROBATION

FOR HAVING STUFFLIKE THAT, RIGHT?

- MY WIFE'S GOT( bleep ) LUNG CANCER--- I KNOW.

- SHE'S GOT A COLLAPSED LUNG.- WHAT DO YOU GOT?

- I'M-- I'M JUST TRYINGTO TAKE CARE OF HER, MAN.

- NO, WHAT DO YOU GOT THOUGH?- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I DON'T GOT--- IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING,WHY DO YOU HAVE IT ON YOU?

- 'CAUSE TO GIVE TO HER.- OKAY.

- I DON'T TAKE IT.- BUT YOU'RE NOT WITH HERRIGHT NOW,

SO WHY DO YOU HAVE IT?- I'M ON MY WAY TO HER HOUSERIGHT NOW.

- JUST TAKE A SEAT RIGHT HERE.

SO IT'S NORCO, ALL RIGHT.PRESCRIPTION ONLY.

YOU'RE ON PROBATIONFOR HAVING PILLS ALREADY.

- FOR HAVING PILLS?- IT SAID 11-3-50. SO I'M--

IT COULD BE HEROINFOR ALL I KNOW.I DON'T KNOW.

BUT, YOU KNOW.IS IT HEROIN?- YES SIR.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.SO WE'RE GOING TO DOA PROBATION SEARCH OF THE CAR.

ALL RIGHT.

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