Allen and Ton Trade Barbs with Rivals

Allen and Ton have choice words for dreaded auction competitor, C.J.

- WHOA, SEE THE PEOPLE HERE?

OH, [bleep].

- 'SUP, TON?- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- HOW ARE YA, ALLEN?

- I SEE YOU'VEMOVED UP IN THE WORLD.

NOW YOU HAVE HENCHMEN.

- COULDN'T BRING DENNY DOWN

'CAUSE HE'S TAKING CAREOF SOME OTHER STUFF

SO I HAD TO BRINGA COUPLE OF MY OTHER BOYS.

- I FORGET,WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS

IS THE BRAINSOF THAT OPERATION?

- THAT WOULD BE ME.

- I CAN TELL THESE GUYSHAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL

SO I'M GONNA GIVE 'EMSOME FREE ADVICE.

YOU DON'T NEED THIS GUY.

ALL RIGHT?- CHUMP.

- T, IF THEREWAS ONE AUCTION BUYER

I HOPED WE WOULDN'TSEE TODAY, IT'S CJ.

- AGREED AND AFTEROUR LAST CLASH WITH HIM

IT'S SAFE TO SAY HE'S THETOUGHEST COMPETITION WE'VE GOT.

- WE HAVE FIVE UNITSFOR SALE TODAY.

THIS IS CASH.CASH ONLY.

ALL THE MONEYYOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW

IS ALL THE MONEYYOU HAVE TO SPEND.

YOU CANNOT LEAVE TO GO TO AN ATM

OR A BANK AND GET CASH.

OKAY?LET'S GO SELL THOSE UNITS.

OKAY, UNIT NN11.

OKAY, ANYBODY GOT A $100 BID?

START IT AT $100.- YEAH.

- 100. 125.- 300.

- A $350 BID NOW.- YEP.

- NOW 400. 400. 450.

450. NOW 500.GOT A $500 BID NOW.

- 600.

- YEAH!- GOT A $700 BID.

- 900.- I GOT A $900 BID. NOW 800.

I GOT A $900 BID.NOW 1,000.

GOT A $1,000 BID NOW.AT 1,000.

- 1,050.- I GOT A 1,000. 1,050.

GOT AN $1,100 BID NOW.ONCE.

TWICE.1,050.

- THAT'S THE BIG MONEYRIGHT THERE.

THAT'S THE ONE.

- YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A DUMPSTEROUTSIDE THAT'S FREE.

- AND THE LAST TIMEWE ENCOUNTERED EACH OTHER

YOU DIDN'T GET ANYTHING EITHER,RIGHT?

[crowd oohs]

- FIRST OFF, THAT'S NOTEVEN FACTUALLY ACCURATE.

AS I RECALL,WE GOT ONE UNIT TO HIS FOUR.

AND SECONDLY, IF THIS GUYWANTS TO PLAY, LET'S PLAY.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DIDWITH THE OLD ALLEN,

BUT I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

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