Trucked Up

A douchebag teenager shows off the remote starter on his new truck and accidentally runs himself over.

- I GOT SOMETHINGTO SHOW YOU HERE.

- [gasps]YOU FINALLY GOT A CAR.

- I DID, I DID.announcer: LEONARD FINALLY

SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEYTO BUY A CAR.

IT WASN'T ANYTHING FLASHY.- SO? IT'S A GOOD, SOLID CAR.

announcer:KINDA LIKE LEONARD.

- IT'S MY FIRST CAR.announcer: BUT HE WASN'T

THE ONLY ONE WHOGOT NEW WHEELS THAT DAY.

[tires squealing]

- OH, BOY.

- YO, LENNY!- HEY, TODD.

announcer: TODD WAS LEONARD'SOBNOXIOUS, GLOATING COUSIN.

- SO THIS ISTHE NEW RIDE, HUH?

- YEAH.

announcer:UNLIKE LEONARD,

TODD DIDN'T HAVETO WORK FOR HIS RIDE.

MOMMY AND DADDY GOT HIMANYTHING HE WANTED.

- CHECK OUTMY NEW CAR, DUDE.

I JUST GOT IT!

LOOK, 22-INCH CHROME WHEELS,AUTOMATIC RUNNING BOARDS,

L.E.D. RUNNING LIGHTS,DVD PLAYER...

THIS SPEAKER SYSTEM,IT'S AMAZING.

A REAL EIGHT BALLON MY STICK SHIFT, DUDE.

[laughing]

- THE PEOPLE WHO DRIVETHESE BIG, OVERSIZED CARS

TEND TO BE INTRUSIVEWITH THEIR PERSONALITY.

THEY INTRUDE UPONOTHER PEOPLE'S PRIVATE SPACE,

AND INTERFERE WITHTHEIR LIFE.

announcer: THE COOLESTFEATURE OF TODD'S NEW TRUCK...

- WHAT DOYOU THINK THIS IS?

announcer: HE COULD START ITWHILE STANDING OUTSIDE IT.

[beeps, motor starts]

[thud, scream]

ALTHOUGH THE MANUFACTURERWARNED AGAINST

INSTALLINGTHE REMOTE START FUNCTION,

TODD WENT FOR IT ANYWAY.

HE PROBABLY SHOULD'VETHOUGHT THIS ONE THROUGH

A LITTLE BETTER.

WHILE SHOWING OFFHIS EIGHT BALL,

TODD LEFT THE TRUCKIN GEAR.

[beeps, motor starts]WHEN IT STARTED,

THE HEAVY TRUCKLURCHED FORWARD,

POPPED OUT OF GEAR...- [grunt]

- [scream]

announcer: ANDGAVE TODD A FLAT HEAD.

- A ONE-TON TRUCKIS GONNA JUST START TO

CRUSH DOWN ON YOUR SKULL,THERE'S SO MUCH WEIGHT.

AND YOU HAVE PULVERIZED TISSUEON THE INSIDE OF YOUR BRAIN.

IT'S ALL GONNA BE MUSH.

[tires squeal]

announcer: TODD THOUGHTHIS TRICKED-OUT TRUCK

MADE HIM COOLER THANANYONE ELSE.

- A REAL EIGHT BALLON MY STICK SHIFT, DUDE.

[chuckles]

[beeps, motor starts]BUT ALL IT REALLY DID...

- [scream]

announcer:WAS MAKE HIM DEADER.

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