DJ Baby Boy

  • Season 3
  • Aired 05/19/2014
  • 13,575 Views

Now that former DJ "Baby Boy" is grown up and serving in the Coast Guard, he needs to cover up his childish tattoo to earn the respect of his fellow USCG members.

- SO YOU GOTTA TELL MEHOW YOU GOT THIS "BABY BOY."

- WELL, AS A TEEN,

MY MOM GOT ME MY FIRST SETOF TURNTABLES,

AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

I'M DJing ALL AROUND TOWN.

- WAIT A MINUTE.HOW YOUNG WERE YOU?

- I WAS ABOUT TO TURN 16.

PEOPLE STARTED CALLING MEDJ BABY BOY.

I LOVED THE NAME.

[all cheering]

- WHEN IS NAP TIME?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!

- YEAH, EVERY YEAR PANAMA CITYHAS AN ANNUAL BIKE WEEK,

AND I ACTUALLY GOTA GIG PLAYING

IN FRONTOF A BUNCH OF BIKERS.

AND THEY CAME UP TO ME

AND ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTED MEON MY SKILLS.

THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU'RE COMINGTO A PARTY WITH US AFTER THIS."

AND THEY DROVE METO THIS RICKETY TRAILER

IN THE BACKWOODS OUTIN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

- [laughs]- THIS IS PRETTY ISOLATED.

- THEN THIS 350-POUND BIKERWALKS OUT,

AND WHEN HE OPENED HIS MOUTH,HE SOUNDED LIKE

A HIGH-PITCHEDCARTOON CHARACTER.

- [high-pitched] I'M GONNAGIVE YOU A TATTOO RIGHT NOW.

- I DIDN'T WANT A TATTOO,

AND EVEN AT THAT,I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET.

THE ONLY THINGTHAT I COULD THINK TO GET

WAS MY DJ NAME.

I TRIED MY HARDEST NOT TO CRYIN FRONT OF ALL THESE BIKERS.

- AAH!

- AND NEXT THING I KNOW,

I WAS PROJECTILE-VOMITING

ALL OVER THE PLACE.- OH, MY GOD.

- [retching][all coughing]

- I WAS SO THANKFULWHEN IT WAS OVER.

- I CAN IMAGINE.

- A FEW YEARS LATER,I ACTUALLY JOINED

THE COAST GUARD.

SO ON THE FIRST DAY OF TRAINING,

THEY ALL LINED USUP IN OUR UNDERWEAR.

- HERE AT THE COAST GUARD,

WE DO THINGSA LITTLE DIFFERENTLY!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?[laughter]

- "WHAT IS THIS?ARE YOU A BABY BOY?

I'MA MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU."

- 508.

COME ON, BABY BOY![all laugh]

ARE YOU GIVING UP ON ME,BABY BOY?

- I WAS THE GUYTHAT WAS ALWAYS PICKED ON.

- YOU'VE GOT TO BESO TIRED OF THAT.

I'M SURE YOU WERE TIRED OF THATFROM THE NIGHT YOU GOT IT.

I WILL RETIRE DJ BABY BOYFOR YOU.

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