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1000 Ways to Die: Laser's Edge

Posted on: February 29, 2012 | Views: 16,504 | Comment

A prankster is fooling around with a “death ray” that he built from scratch, but he gets knocked unconscious and the intense beam of UV radiation bores straight through his skull. 

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1000 ways to die • laser • burn

1000 Ways to Die Videos

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1kwtd unchained malady

Unchained Malady (2:25)

A man trims his hedges by twirling an electric chainsaw, but strangles on the cord after a bee stings his exposed armpit.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 95,529
One Ring to Kill Them All

One Ring to Kill Them All (2:29)

An obnoxious Hipster attempts to steal a steampunk-style ring from a yard sale, only to discover (too late) that it's a 19th century ring-gun.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 132,576
mushroom capped

Mushroom Capped (2:25)

The binge-drinking wife of a recovering alcoholic eats an ordinarily innocuous common ink cap mushroom at a party and dies from its poison-inducing interaction with alcohol.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 75,210
neti say goodbye

Neti Say Goodbye (3:00)

A hypochondriac dies on a blind date from a brain-eating amoeba after using tap water in a Neti Pot to clear his sinuses.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 144,168
bobby slammed

Bobby Slammed (2:19)

A man with a fetish for lactating women mistakenly flashes four female wrestlers, and while he survives the beat-down he gets, he dies from an allergic reaction to breast milk he'd consumed.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 97,515
strongman succumbs to death

Strongman's Sad Day (2:19)

A competitor in the World’s Strongest Man competition overexerts himself and blows his bowels straight out of his butt.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 105,420
1kwtd whiz bang

Whiz Bang (2:40)

A ski instructor and his married conquest accidentally electrocute themselves with an electric blanket during a golden shower

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 43,122
alcohol bath 1kwtd

Alcohol Bath (1:51)

(When a germaphobic, anti-gay protestor is kissed on the cheek by another man, he attempts to sterilize his entire body by immersing himself in ethanol, which results in osmotic alcohol poisoning.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 33,052
1kwtd long day's gurney

Long Day's Gurney (2:28)

A soon-to-be ex-husband roughs himself up prior to the divorce hearing in order to falsely claim spousal abuse, when the ambulance gurney he’s loaded onto races down a hill and he's launched onto the rusted step-rungs of a telephone pole.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 28,631
1kwtd gas attack thumb

Gas Attack (2:29)

Two members of the new faction in charge of ‘liberated’ Libya, are selling some of Gaddafi's stashed weapons when they explode a canister of mustard gas, cleverly hidden in containers of UN Relief Supplies.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 29,457