Suck Her Punched

Make your dreams come true one punch at a time.

announcer: A BOXING GYMIS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE COME

TO MAKE THEIR DREAMSCOME TRUE...

ONE PUNCH AT A TIME.

BOBBY "SLEDGEHAMMER" JONES

WAS NO DREAMER.

HE WAS THE REAL DEAL.

- THERE YOU GO, BOBBY.YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WANNA SEE.

announcer: BOBBYWAS A PROMISING LIGHTWEIGHT

WHO PACKEDA WICKED RIGHT HAND...

- THERE YOU GO!

announcer: THAT HE HOPEDWOULD TAKE HIM TO THE TOP.

- ONE, TWO.GOOD, GOOD.

COME ON, CHAMP.

announcer: ONE TRICK HIS TRAINERUSED TO GET THE MOST

OUT OF HIS RIGHT CROSS

WAS TO CHALLENGETHE SLEDGEHAMMER'S MANHOOD.

- WHAT ARE YOU, A LADY?

- I AIN'T NO LADY!

- BOOM!THERE YOU GO.

announcer:AFTER EVERY WORKOUT,

THE MACHO FIGHTER CHOSEAN UNUSUAL WAY TO RECOVER.

HE WOULD ENTERTHE LOCKER ROOM A MAN...

AND WALK OUT...A WOMAN.

HE LIKED TO STEP OUTIN A PAIR OF 6-INCH STILETTOS

AND A TIGHT-FITTINGCOCKTAIL DRESS.

- I CAN TOTALLY RELATETO THE BOXER'S STORY,

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, LET'S SAYYOU'RE, LIKE,

YOU KNOW, A REALLY MACHO GUY.

JUST TO BE ABLE TO, LIKE,YOU KNOW, JUST SOFTEN YOURSELF

AND, YOU KNOW, TAKE ONTHIS COMPLETELY OTHER IDENTITY--

IT'S, LIKE, KINDA LIKEBREAKING THE RULES, YOU KNOW?

announcer:IT'S A GOOD BET

THAT A RAPIST WHO HANGS OUTBY A BOXING GYM

DOESN'T GET A LOT OF ACTION.

SO IMAGINE HIS SURPRISEWHEN A HOT BABE STEPPED OUT,

LOOKING MIGHTY FINE.

- OKAY, LADY,YOU CAN MAKE THIS HARD,

OR YOU CAN MAKE IT EASY.

- GUESS WHAT?

I AIN'T NO LADY!

- AT THAT POINT OF IMPACT,THEY CALL IT A COUP.

AND THAT'S WHERE THE BRAINHITS THE SKULL.

BUT THEN IT REFLEXIVELYGOES BACKWARDS,

AND IN THE BACK,THE OPPOSITE 180

OF WHERE THE COUP INJURY,IS A CONTRECOUP.

SO YOU CAN GETTWO DIFFERENT INJURIES.

announcer:THE RAPIST MIGHT NOT HAVE

RECOGNIZED BOBBYAS A CROSS-DRESSING BOXER.

BUT HE DID SEE HIS RIGHT CROSS.

- I AIN'T NO LADY!

announcer: IN FACT,IT WAS THE LAST THING HE SAW.

LIGHTS OUT...LOSER.

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