A Tattoo That 'Sticks Out'

Ralph's got a tattoo that caused him constant battle with his lady - you could say it "sticks out".

- TODAY I GOT RALPH COMING IN.HE'S GOT A TATTOO THAT COST HIM

CONSTANT BATTLES WITHHIS OLD LADY.

YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T GOOD.

- I NEED YOUR HELP REAL,REAL BAD.

MY WIFE IS READY TO KILL ME.

- SHE'S MAD AT YOU OR SOMETHING?- YEAH.

WHEN I'M TELLING YOU IT'S BAD,IT IS BAD.

- NO WAY, DUDE.LIKE THAT?

- YEAH, IT'S LIKE THAT.

- I GOT TO SEE THIS THING.WHERE IS IT AT?

[laughs]

DUDE, IS THAT WHATI THINK IT IS?

- YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHATYOU THINK IT IS.

- WHAT DOES THAT SAY?

"MURDER BONER"?

- YEAH.

THERE WAS JUSTA TREMENDOUS AMOUNT

OF PEER PRESSURE, BALL BREAKING,AND HARASSING

TO GET THIS TATTOO DONE.

THE JOKE WAS REAL FUNNY,

BUT THIS TATTOO'S PROOF THATMY WIFE WILL EVENTUALLY KILL ME.

- WOW, BUDDY!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLYHAVE THAT ON YOU.

MURDER BONER.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS GUYTHINKING, MAN?

SERIOUSLY, HE'S GOT A PENIS

THAT'S ANGRY WITHTHAT LITTLE KNIFE.

AT LEAST GET A BIGGER [bleep].[laughs]

YOU GOT A SMALL [bleep].[laughs]

- IF ANYBODY CAN FIX IT,YOU CAN FIX IT.

- HOW OLD IS THAT THING?- LIKE FIVE YEARS.

I WAS IN THE MILITARYAT THE TIME.

- YEAH, THAT'S NOT THAT OLD.

PRETTY MUCH YOU'RE GONNAHAVE TO GO WITH

WHAT'S GONNA WORK FOR YOU,BUDDY.

- I'M KIND OF A NERD.

I'VE ALWAYS BEENINTO ANCIENT EGYPT,

SO WAS KIND OF HOPINGABOUT GETTING SOMETHING LIKE

A ANCIENT EGYPT GOD OR--- OKAY.

GIVE ME A FEW MINUTESTO GO BACK THERE

AND FIGURE SOMETHING OUTFOR YOU.

- THANKS.- ALL RIGHT.

RALPH WANTS TO GET, LIKE,

AN EGYPTIAN KIND OFA GOD TATTOOED ON HIM,

WHICH IS PRETTY COOL,'CAUSE THERE'S

SO MANY DIFFERENT CHARACTERSYOU CAN GO WITH.

I'M THINKING, LIKE, ANUBIS,

YOU KNOW, LIKE,THAT DOG-FACED GOD.

IT'S PREDOMINANTLY DARK,

SO IT'S GONNA WORKTO MY ADVANTAGE.

THIS IS NOT GONNA BE EASY,BUDDY.

ANUBIS HAS A LOT OF, LIKE,JEWELRY IN THE FRONT,

LIKE, ON THE BOTTOM,

AND THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA HIDETHE MURDER BONER BANNER.

AND THEN AS I WORK MY WAY UPTHE CHIN LINE,

THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA HIDETHE PENIS UNDERNEATH

THE STRUCTURE OF THE CHIN ANDTHE SHADOWS OF THE NECK.

LET'S SEE IF WE CANMAKE IT HAPPEN.

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