Flash Challenge: Tattoos And Lace: Part I

  • Season 3
  • Aired 07/23/2013
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It's a test of texture when the artists must tattoo garters onto women in a lingerie shop. Whichever artist has the worst tattoo will also close up shop and go home immediately. Did it just get hot in here?

- OH...

WHAT THE [bleep]?LINGERIE?

- I LIKE WHERE THISIS GOING.

- WHAT?

- I KNOW SOMETHING SEXY'SABOUT TO GO DOWN.

- ALL RIGHT.

- WELCOME, ARTISTS.

YOU ARE ALL ONE WEEK CLOSERTO $100,000,

A FEATURE IN INKED MAGAZINE,

AND THE COVETED TITLE,OF INK MASTER.

THIS WEEK,WE ARE TESTING A SKILL

THAT IS CHALLENGING FOR EVENTHE MOST EXPERIENCED ARTISTS--

TEXTURE.- OH, YEAH.

- TATTOO ARTISTS HAVE TOREALLY USE TEXTURES

TO MAKE A TATTOO LOOK LIKEIT'S COME TO LIFE

AND LOOKTHREE-DIMENSIONAL.

- FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE,YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED

THAT WE'REIN A LINGERIE SHOP.

WHAT GOOD IS LINGERIE

WITHOUT SOMEONE TO WEAR IT?

LADIES, COME ON OUT.

[rock music]

- WHOO![chuckles]

- ALL RIGHT.

- I FEEL LIKEI'M IN TROUBLE ALREADY.

- ONE OF THE SEXIEST PIECESOF LINGERIE ARE GARTERS.

TODAY, YOU MUSTPERMANENTLY TATTOO

THESE HOT HUMANCANVASES

WITH A GARTER TATTOO.

- GARTERS SUCK.

WHEN YOU GO ALL THE WAYAROUND THE LEG,

THERE ARE PAINFUL SPOTSIN THERE.

- YOUR GARTER TATTOOS MUST HAVEALL THE TEXTURE

OF THE ORIGINAL TO MAKE THEMLOOK LIKE THE REAL THING.

THE WINNER OF THE FLASHCHALLENGE WILL HAVE THE POWER

TO ASSIGNALL THE HUMAN CANVASES

FOR THE ELIMINATION TATTOO.

BUT THERE IS ONE OTHER DETAILTHAT I LEFT OUT.

THE ARTIST WHOSE TATTOOHAS THE WORST TEXTURE

WILL BE CLOSING SHOP.

- [bleep].

- WOW.- OH, MAN.

- SOMEBODY'S GOING HOME TODAY.

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMINGAT ALL.

- YOU'VE EACH BEENRANDOMLY ASSIGNED A HUMAN CANVAS

AND HAVE FIVE MINUTESTO FIND A GARTER IN THIS STORE.

ONCE BACK AT THE SHOP,

YOU WILL HAVE FOUR HOURSTO TATTOO.

- HOLY [bleep]!

FOUR HOURS TO DOA FULL GARTER TATTOO?

[bleep] MY LIFE.

- YOUR SHOPPING TIMESTARTS NOW.

[overlapping chatter]

- WELCOME TO GARTER--

- CAN WE MAKE, LIKE,A FISHNET MATERIAL?

- THERE'S NOBODY SAFEAT THIS POINT.

I COULD GO HOME.

THE ONLY THING THATCONCERNS ME IS THE TIME,

FOUR HOURS.

- SO LET'S MAKE IT WORKFOR BOTH OF US.

ANYTHING COULD HAPPENRIGHT NOW.

- ONE BULLET ON ONE SIDE,

ANOTHER BULLETON THE OTHER SIDE.

AND THEN I ALSO WANT ITTO SAY, "SUSTAIN COMPOSURE."

- NO WAY, THAT'S--NO.- YOU CAN'T?

- WE'RE MAKING A GARTER.

I CAN'T PUT LETTERINGIN IT.

SHE'S UNREALISTICIN HER EXPECTATIONS.

I'M [bleep] AT THIS POINT.

TEN SECONDS SHOPPING TIME.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THAT'S IT.TIME'S UP.

LET'S ALL HEAD BACKTO THE SHOP.

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