Bor D'oh

A couple backpacking through wine country breaks into a vineyard and die of carbon dioxide poisoning while stomping grapes in a fermentation tank.

- [coughing]

- TIME TO PLAYTHE 1000 WAYS TO DIE GAME,

WHO, OR WHAT, KILLED KATRINA?

WAS IT HER HUSBAND...

- CAN'T WAIT TO GET YOU HOMEAND TEST DRIVE THAT NEW BODY.

- WHO JUST GOT SERVEDDIVORCE PAPERS?

- I WANT A DIVORCE.JUST SIGN THE PAPERS.

- ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ORDER?

- OR THE WAITER, WHO WANTEDTO SERVE ALL KATRINA'S NEEDS?

- WELL, I LOVE ITALIANS.

- MAYBE EVEN A SECRET LOVER?

- AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT.

- TWO MONTHS AGO,KATRINA UNDERWENT

A GASTRIC BYPASS OPERATION.

SHE LOST 75 POUNDS AND WAS READYTO START A NEW LIFE

AS A BORN-AGAIN HOTTIE.

- I'M YOUNG, [coughs]AND I'M BEAUTIFUL, [coughs]

AND I DESERVETO HAVE A GOOD LIFE. [coughs]

- THE GOOD LIFEDIDN'T LAST VERY LONG.

- JUST SIGN THE PAPERSAND GIVE ME A DIVORCE!

[coughing]

- FIGURED IT OUT YET?

WELL, HERE COMESA NICE, SHARP,

AND BLOODY CLUE.

- HONEY! OH, MY GOD!HONEY!

- [whispering]IT WAS THE PLASTIC SURGEON.

- 2000 OF THESE,IT'S GETTING SO BORING.

- HE HAD SOMETHINGOTHER THAN KATRINA ON HIS MIND.

- MAYBE YOU SHOULDCOME UP TO THE CABIN

AND HANG OUT WITH US.

- AND HE ACCIDENTALLY LEFTA PAIR OF FORCEPS

INSIDE HER BODY.

- IN ANY TYPICAL SURGERY,ON AVERAGE,

250 TO 300SURGICAL TOOLS ARE USED.

RETAINED SURGICAL INSTRUMENTSARE SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS

THAT ARE ACCIDENTALLYLEFT BEHIND IN THE HUMAN BODY

AFTER PERFORMANCEOF A PROCEDURE.

ACROSS THE WORLD,ABOUT 1,500 TOOLS ARE STITCHED

INTO PATIENTS ACCIDENTALLYEVERY YEAR.

HOWEVER, THIS NUMBERIS GROSSLY UNDERREPORTED.

- ALL IT TOOKWAS ONE HACKING COUGHING FIT,

AND KATRINA CAME UNDONE.

- THIS VIOLENT COUGHING CAUSEDTHE FORCEP TO MOVE AROUND

IN HER ABDOMEN,SEVERING MANY MAJOR VESSELS,

AND, ULTIMATELY,IT POKED THROUGH HER ABDOMEN,

CAUSING MASSIVEINTERNAL BLEEDING.

- KATRINA'S NEW BODYTURNED HER NASTY...

- GIVE ME A DIVORCE!

- THE DOCTOR SCREWED UP...

- I DID A FANTASTIC JOB.

- BUT, IN THE END,YOU COULD REALLY SAY

KATRINA'S SELF-OBSESSION...

- I'M YOUNG, I LOOK AMAZING.

- WAS THE REALINSTRUMENT OF DEATH.

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