Boot Camp

  • Season 4
  • Aired 07/09/2012
  • 26,968 Views

An agro boot camp instructor humiliates an overweight newcomer then chokes on her snack cake and impales himself on a water sprinkler.

- CHIP'S HERE!GET IN SYNC.

CHIP'S HERE!

announcer:CHIP'S AN EXERCISE GURU

WHO SPECIALIZES IN SMOKIN'HOT CLIENTS.

- BRING IT, LUCY!AND ROCK!

DAMN, I LOVE YOU!

UP! UP!

IF THERE'S NOT A BULGEIN MY PANTS I DON'T FEEL IT.

WORK IT OUT!AND ROCK.

announcer: HE'S KNOWN FOR BEINGVERY HANDS ON.

- YES, ROCK IT!ROCK IT!

Y'ALL ARE SOME BEAUTIFULBITCHES!

Y'ALL ARE SEXY AND THAT'SWHY YOU'RE HERE!

YES!

OH, HELL NO!

announcer: AND HEAVYSET GIRLSLIKE PATTY?

THEY'RE NOT WELCOME.

- WHOA, YOU DON'T PLAYFOR MY TEAM, COWBOY.

- I'M YOUR NEW STUDENT, SIR!

- I DON'T THINKBEING THIS FAR ALONG

IN YOUR PREGNANCYYOU SHOULD BE HERE.

- SIR, I'M NOT PREGNANT, SIR!

- OKAY.

MOVE! MOVE!

announcer: CHIP COULD GET SUED

IF HE KICKED PATTYOUT OF CLASS,

SO HE TRIES TO MAKE HER QUIT.

- AND MOVE!AND MOVE!

AND MOOOOO COW!MOOOO!

GET THEM LEGS UP!MOVE, BABY!

GIDDYUP, LITTLE HORSEY!

MOVE!

GREAT JOB, EVERYONE.

BEAUTIFUL, LADIES.GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND.

announcer: PATTY'S HADENOUGH ABUSE...

- OH, MY GOD,ARE YOU SERIOUS?

announcer: BUT CHIP KEEPSPILING IT ON.

- YOU DON'T HAVE THE DECENCYTO WAIT 'TIL YOU GET TO YOUR CAR

TO START STUFFING YOUR FACEWITH [bleep]?

OH, MY GOD!YOU'RE A LOSER!

YOU ARE A LOSER!

LOSER!HA HA!

[retching]

announcer: THE GIRLS THINK CHIPIS JOKING...

BUT HE'S REALLY...CHOKING.

HE TRIES A DO-IT-YOURSELFHEIMLICH MANEUVER...

- AH!

[girls screaming]

announcer: AND NAILSTHE LANDING.

- THE SPRINKLER STABBED HIMIN THE ROOF OF HIS MOUTH

WHICH IS A SERIOUS INJURY,BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT KILLED HIM.

THE SPRINKLER CAUSED HIS NECKTO SNAP BACK,

CAUSING THE C2 AND C3 VERTEBRAETO SHATTER,

SEVERING HIS SPINAL CORD.

THIS KILLED HIM, AS ALL OF HISBODY ORGANS SHUT DOWN.

- MOOO COW!

announcer: CHIP GOT OFFON MAKING FUN OF FAT PEOPLE.

BUT THEN HE WENT FROM JOKINGTO CHOKING...

- AH!

[girls screaming]announcer: TO CROAKING.

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