Long Day's Gurney

Season 4 2:28

A soon-to-be ex-husband roughs himself up prior to the divorce hearing in order to falsely claim spousal abuse, when the ambulance gurney he’s loaded onto races down a hill and he's launched onto the rusted step-rungs of a telephone pole.

SAY HELLO TO JOE,YOUR AVERAGE LAZY SLOB

WHO THINKS HE HASTHE PERFECT MARRIAGE...

- YEAH, I KNEWI'D FIND YOU HERE,

RIGHT WHERE I LEFT YOU,WEARING MY SLIPPERS.

I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGNTHE PAPERS, PLEASE.

- UNTIL HIS LOVING WIFESERVES UP A CAN

OF KICK-ASS IN THE FORMOF DIVORCE PAPERS.

- WE'RE NOTGETTING DIVORCED.

- JOSEPH, PLEASE, PLEASE,JUST SIGN THE PAPERS.

- NO.

WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHINGUNTIL I SAY WE'RE DOING IT.

- WHEN SERENA THREATENSTO FILE AN ABUSE REPORT

WITH THE POLICE...- ABUSE?

I THINK YOU'RE ABUSING ME.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, HUH?

YOU'RE...ABUSING ME.

UGH!- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- JOE TURNS IT AROUND...- OH!

- AND BEATS HER TO THE PUNCHBY KICKING HIS OWN ASS.

- OOF!- STOP IT.

STOP IT,YOU'RE CRAZY.

- UGH!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

OW!

OW! OW! OW!

IS THAT ENOUGHFOR YOU, BABY?

AAH!

AAH!

HOW'S THAT?

[moaning]

YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ME.

TILL DEATH DO US PART.

- CONCERNED NEIGHBORSCALLED 9-1-1.

- SHE BEAT ME.

- I DIDN'T TOUCH HIM.I DID NOT--

- THE POLICE SHOW UP AND JOEPOINTS THE FINGER AT SERENA.

- SHE BEAT ME, THOUGH, MAN.SHE BEAT ME.

- WHILE THE POLICETRY TO SORT THINGS OUT...

- HEY.HEY, GUYS?

HEY! HEY!

- JOE GOESFOR A LITTLE RIDE.

- HEY! HEY!

HEY! HEY!

AAH!

AAH!

- AN OLD WIVES' TALE OR MYTHIS THAT IF YOU GET STABBED

IN THE STOMACH,IT MIGHT TAKE HOURS

FOR YOU TO DIEAND BLEED OUT.

NOT SO.

THERE'S A MAJOR ARTERYTHAT RUNS RIGHT DOWN THE CENTER

OF YOUR SPINE IN YOUR ABDOMENCALLED THE AORTA.

IF IT'S LACERATED,YOU BLEED OUT INSTANTANEOUSLY,

AND YOU DIEWITHIN SECONDS.

- JOE NEVERSAW IT COMING.

HE WAS BLINDSIDEDBY HIS WIFE...

- OOF!- BEAT UP BY HIMSELF...

- HEY!- AND THEN...

- AAH!

- HE SIGNED OFF.

[ominous music]

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