Elimination Tattoo: Geometric: Part II

  • Season 4
  • Aired 03/11/2014
  • 14,474 Views

The artists start inking their human canvases with geometric tattoos: David rushes through his design while Gentle Jay is not happy about the piece he has to do.

- YOU HAVE SIX HOURSTO CREATE A GEOMETRIC TATTOO,

AND YOUR TIME BEGINS NOW.

- LET'S GO.- COME ON, LET'S DO THIS.

- GO AHEADAND TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

DOING A GEOMETRIC TATTOO,YOU HAVE TO BE CONSISTENT:

PERFECT LINES,PERFECT SHAPES.

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PRECISE,OR EVERY FLAW WILL SHOW.

- I AM SO [bleep] STOKED.PERFECT.

- MY CANVASWANTS CONCENTRIC TRIANGLES,

AND HE WANTSA LOT OF THEM.

- I LIKE THAT.

- AND THEN WE'LL JUST KINDOF CONTINUE TO KEEP ADDING.

THIS IS A LOT OF TATTOOIN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME.

ALL RIGHT, KIDDO, ARE YOU READYFOR YOUR FIRST POKE?

- YES, SIR.

[tattoo guns buzzing]

- MY CANVAS WANTS TO DOTHIS INFINITE SPIRAL.

THERE'S NOTHING EASYABOUT ANY PART OF THIS.

THIS IS PROBABLY ONEOF THE HARDEST TATTOOS

I'VE DONEIN A LONG, LONG TIME.

THIS ELIMINATION CHALLENGECOULDN'T HAVE COME

AT A WORSE TIME.

MY BACK HURTS SO [bleep] BAD.

IF YOU GET LIGHT-HEADEDOR ANYTHING, LET ME KNOW, OKAY?

- I'M GOOD, MAN.I CAN TAKE IT.

- MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BETATTOOING TODAY,

BUT I'M NOT GOINGTO DELIVER NOTHING.

- DAVID'S IN TROUBLE.

HE WANTED TO GIVE THE JUDGESSOMETHING TO LOOK AT,

BUT RUSHING THROUGH THE TATTOOIS NOT THE WAY

YOU GO ABOUT IT.

THE ONLY THING THAT'S CONSISTENTIN THIS PIECE

IS THAT IT'S CONSISTENTLY BAD.

- FOUR HOURS REMAINING.

[tattoo guns buzzing]

- I PICKED A GUYTHAT I KIND OF KNEW

WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

HE WANTS A BUNCH OF HEXAGONSWHICH FORMS A HONEYCOMB.

- YOU LIKE DOINGTHIS STUFF?

- YEAH, IT'S COOL, MAN.I'VE NEVER DONE ONE BEFORE.

I'M TIRED OF BEINGAT THE BOTTOM,

AND I WANT TO STAND OUT.

I STAYED UP UNTIL 3:30,AND I DREW,

LIKE, EIGHT DIFFERENT THINGS.

- BUBBA'S GIVEN HIMSELFTWO DIFFERENT GRIDS

STACKED ON TOPOF EACH OTHER,

AND HE SEEMS TO BE STRUGGLINGWITH HIS OUTLINE.

THIS IS GONNA BEA PROBLEM FOR HIM.

- MY CANVASFINALLY FOUND ONE DESIGN,

BUT IT LOOKS LIKEA CROOKED TETRIS.

IT'S THE BESTI'M GONNA GET OUT OF HER.

- IT'S LIKE BEFORE YOU DID IT,

YOU TOOKA WHOLE BUNCH OF ACID.

GENTLE JAY'S PIECELOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF CHICLETS

SCATTERED AROUND ON A PIECEOF BLACK CONSTRUCTION PAPER.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS,

BUT I KNOW IT DOESN'T FITTHE GEOMETRIC CHALLENGE.

- TWO MORE HOURS,EVERYBODY.

- I TRIED TO SUCK IT UP,BUT I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS PAIN.

I'M REALLY [bleep] HURTING.I HAVE TO STOP.

OKAY, I'M DONE WITH YOU.

WE GOT A LOT DONEREALLY, REALLY QUICK.

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH IT?- YEAH, LOOKS GOOD.

- MY TATTOOIS VERY UNFINISHED.

I FEEL HORRIBLEFOR MY HUMAN CANVAS.

- OH, WAIT.

- HE'S DONE.- IS THIS--HE'S DONE?

- I'M PUTTING A LOT OF BOXESINSIDE OF A HORSE HEAD.

THIS THING'S SHARP.- YAY.

- GEOMETRY AND TATTOOSDON'T REALLY CORRUGATE

IN MY WORLD TOO MUCH.

IT'S A MIND [bleep].

I AM DEFINITELYGOING OUTSIDE OF THE BOX.

- I'M FEELING VERY CONFIDENTABOUT MY DESIGN.

MY CANVASWANTED SOMETHING BOLD,

SOMETHING CIRCULAR THAT FIT HERPERFECTLY ON HER THIGH,

AND I'M GIVING HERWHAT SHE WANTS.

I CERTAINLY HAVE MY WEAKNESSESLIKE EVERYONE ELSE

HAS THEIR WEAKNESSES HERE,

AND IT'S JUST A MATTER OFREALLY RISING TO THE OCCASION.

I'VE GOT TO OUTPERFORMEVERYBODY.

I'VE GOT TO SHOW EVERYBODYTHAT I DEFINITELY BELONG

IN THIS COMPETITION.

I'M A CONTENDER.

- TEN MINUTES.

[tattoo guns buzzing]

- MY CANVAS WANTEDA LABYRINTH ON HIS ASS CHEEK,

AND NOW I'M GIVING HIMA HEXAGONAL TATTOO ON HIS THIGH.

AS FAR AS THAT AREA GOES,I FEEL LIKE

I HAVE THE BEST SPOTTO TATTOO.

- DAMN.[grunts]

- DO YOU WANT SOMETHINGTO SQUEEZE OR ANYTHING?

- [grunts]

- I'M INTERNALLY PANICKINGABOUT HOW MY TATTOO'S

GOING TO TURN OUT.

DOING AWESOME.

- I DON'T FEEL THAT WAYRIGHT NOW.

- HE CAN'T SIT STILL.

HE JUST CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN.

- OH, [bleep].

- AS FARAS LINE CONSISTENCY GOES,

IT'S LACKINGBECAUSE OF HIS MOVEMENT.

- TEN, NINE, EIGHT,

SEVEN, SIX, FIVE,

FOUR, THREE,

TWO, ONE.

TIME'S UP.MACHINES DOWN.

NO MORE INK.

- WE ARE DONE.

- THERE YOU GO.- WOW.

LOOK AT THAT.

- IT'S PERFECT.EVERYTHING'S EVEN.

EVERYTHING'S SYMMETRICAL.DUDE, IT LOOKS GREAT.

- YOU LIKE IT?- IT'S PERFECT.

- AWESOME.- IT'S SWEET.

- AWESOME.

- IS IT A GEOMETRIC CHALLENGE,

OR IS ITA POLYNESIAN CHALLENGE?

IT LOOKS JUST LIKEA POLYNESIAN TATTOO, DUDE,

EXCEPT THAT YOUR [bleep]AIN'T ROUND.

I WANT ROLANDTO GO HOME ALREADY.

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