Comedy MVP: Adam Devine - Guys Choice 2016

  • Aired 06/09/2016
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Adam Devine knows it's lonely at the top. Lonely and cold. Very cold. But if he'd stayed in school he wouldn't be Comedy MVP.

>> THIS IS YOUR COMEDY MVP ADAM

DEVINE.

>> YOU GUYS ARE LIKE, WE'RE NOT

SAYING THAT.

I'M NOT THE MVP TONIGHT, I THINK

JOE PESCI IS WHEN HE SAID YOU

DON'T RIP ROBERT DE NIRO'S

ASSHOLE FOUR TIMES, THAT WAS

AWESOME.

THAT VIDEO WAS INSANE, JUST ME

TALKING ABOUT MY DICK FOR TWO

MINUTES.

IT'S COOL.

IT'S PRETTY DRAFTY.

UP HERE.

>> MY MOM IS GOING TO BE SO

PROUD OF THAT CLIP, HONESTLY.

>> I LOVED IT WHEN YOU WERE

MASTURBATING UNDER THE COVERS IN

FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS, I FELT

SWEET.

IT WAS THE RIGHT DECISION TO

DROP OUT OF COLLEGE.

THAT WAS THE CORRECT MOVE.

>> I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS SO

MUCH FOR ALLOWING ME TO LET ME

ACT LIKE A KID.

I GET A BALD SPOT AND MY NECK

FAT REALLY DEVELOPS, THAT'S WHEN

I'LL HANG UP THE SPURS IF YOU

WILL.

UNTIL THEN, I'M GOING TO KEEP

THE DICK JOKES COMING.

NOT LITERALLY.

YOU GUYS GET IT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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