Wet Dream

A man hosts a New Years party in the height of the 1980s... then drowns in a waterbed mishap.

IT'S NEW YEAR'S MORNING,1986,

AND THIS HOT BABE IS WONDERINGWHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

THE NIGHT BEFORE.

SAY HELLO TO DON.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME PARTYHE THREW.

[cheers and shouting]

SLOWLY FROM OUT OF HIS FOG,THE PIECES

OF HIS NEW YEAR'S EVE PUZZLESTARTED COMING TOGETHER.

THE PARTY WAS GOING FULL BLAST

WITH EVERYONE GETTINGTHEIR BUZZ ON, '80s STYLE.

- MM, YEAH.

IT'S STARTING TO GET

A LITTLE KINKY IN HERE,EVERYBODY.

announcer: WHEN DON GOT HIGH,

HE LIKED TO WEARWOMEN'S CLOTHING.

HE CLAIMED IT MADE HIM SEXIERTO WOMEN.

- OH, MAN!

announcer:IT PROVED TRUE THIS NIGHT.

HE WOUND UP BEDDING DOWNTWO HOTTIES

IN HIS CLASSIC '80sWATER BED.

- "THANKS FOR THE RADICAL TIME."

[scoffs]

announcer: BUT DON WAS NOTDIGGING HIS START

TO THE NEW YEAR.

- HELP!

announcer:HE WAS UNDER HOUSE ARREST,

AND HIS PANTIESWERE GETTING WET.

- [shouts]

announcer: THE MORE HESTRUGGLED, THE MORE HOLES HE DUG

WITH HIS STILETTOS.

WITHIN MINUTES,THE CROSS-DRESSING HORNDOG

WAS ENGULFED IN 2,000 GALLONSOF WATER BED WATER.

- SOMEBODY, HELP!

- WHEN THE WATER BED WAS CUTAND WATER FLOWED OUT

OF THE BED,ENVELOPING THE PATIENT,

HE WAS STRUGGLING TO KEEPHIS HEAD AND NECK

ABOVE WATER,BECAME FATIGUED,

SINKING INTO THE WATER.

THE WATER LEVEL ROSE,

FLOWINGINTO THE PATIENT'S LUNGS,

CAUSING LACKOF OXYGENATION

AND ULTIMATELY THE DEATHOF THE PATIENT.

announcer: DON SPENTNEW YEAR'S EVE, 1986,

PARTYING LIKE IT WAS 1999.

- HELP!

announcer: TOO BAD HE NEVERMADE IT THAT FAR.

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