Amateurs And Pros

  • Season 4
  • Aired 02/25/2014
  • 401 Views

David and Gentle Jay question Damon's lack of experience and whether or not he deserves to even be in the competition, criticizing his work right in front of the other artists.

- I'VE GOT ISSUESWITH YOUR LACK OF EXPERIENCE.

I MEAN, DO YOU HONESTLY FEELWE'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL,

THAT YOU HAVE A CHANCEOF BEATING ME?

- YES.YOU KNOW, I KNOW I CAN DRAW

TEN TIMES BETTERTHAN A LOT OF PEOPLE IN HERE.

- "I WENT TO [bleep] ART SCHOOL,AND I GOT A DEGREE, WHATEVER."

- ART SCHOOL DOESN'T TEACH YOUHOW TO TATTOO, YOU KNOW.

- NO, IT DOESN'T TEACH YOU

HOW TO TATTOO, BUT IT DOESTEACH YOU HOW TO DESIGN,

AND QUITE HONESTLY,WITH YOUR DESIGN,

FROM AN ILLUSTRATOR'S POINTOF VIEW, WHEN I LOOKED AT IT,

ONE, THE ROSE IN THE MOUTHLOOKED LIKE A CUPCAKE.

TWO, THE ROSES ON THE SIDE,

I WOULD HAVE NEVER,IN MY ENTIRE ILLUSTRATIVE LIFE,

PUT THOSE ROSESDOWN TOWARD THE BOTTOM.

I WOULD HAVE PUT THEMUP TOWARD THE TOP

SO THAT THEY FORM A TRIANGLE.

- YOU WOULD HAVE MADE IT LOOKLIKE MICKEY MOUSE

WITH THAT [bleep],SO RIGHT THERE,

YOU JUST STEPPEDON YOUR OWN DICK.

- NAH, NOT AT ALL.- YEAH, YOU DID.

DAMON TRYING TO TELL ME THATMY DESIGN DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT,

IT'S LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLDTEACHING THEIR FATHER

HOW TO WALK.

- IF ANYTHING,YOURS LOOKED

LIKE IT WASMORE OF A BEGINNER TATTOO.

- DUDE, THAT THING WAS BUSTED.- IT WAS PRETTY BEAT.

- NONETHELESS, I'M STILLTATTOOING NEXT TO YOU.

- BUT DO YOU DESERVE IT?

- I--GODDAMN STRAIGHT I DO.

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