Wife Kicks Over Husband's Harley

  • Season 26
  • Aired 10/15/2013
  • 23,781 Views

In Texas, officers respond to a domestic dispute call. What they find is a man who is passionate about marijuana, and a wife who is less than pleased.

- ( police radio chatter )

- WE'RE HEADED OVER TOA RESIDENCE ON A DOMESTIC FIGHT.

GUY'S CALLING IN, WANTING USTO THROW HIS WIFE OUTOF THE HOUSE,

BECAUSE SHE PUT HIS MOTORCYCLEON THE GROUND.

WE'RE GONNA MEET A COUPLEOTHER OFFICERS OVER HERE.

- I AIN'T DONE NOTHIN'!I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, HONEY.

- RELAX. SPREAD YOUR FEETA LITTLE FOR ME, GEORGE.- YEAH.

- ( quietly ) HOLD ON.

- I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, HONEY.

- YOU GOT ANY UNDERWEAR ON,GEORGE?

- YEAH. SOMEWHERE.- SOMEWHERE?

STAND UP. RELAX.

- ( quietly )I SWEAR.

- WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?

- GET HER.SHE'S GOT THE PROBLEM.

YOU KNOW WHY?- PROBLEM WITH-- YEAH.

- YEAH. I GOT $42,000FROM MY INHERITANCE.

SHE THINKS THAT I'M SUPPOSEDTO OWE IT TO HER.

- UH-HUH.- I AIN'T GIVING IT TO HER.

YEAH.- OKAY.

- HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, HONEY.- Woman: YOU DID THISTO YOURSELF.

YEAH.- WHY'D SHE CALLTHE POLICE ON YOU?

- ASK HER. ( chuckles )I CAN'T WAIT.

YOU GUYS ARE GONNAENJOY THIS ONE.- UH, OKAY.

WHAT'S IN THIS BAG?IS THAT SOMETHING?

- I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, HONEY.

- THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE.- OKAY.

- I AIN'T GOT NO DOPE ON ME.

- LET'S WALK OUT FRONT, GEORGE.- YEAH. SEE, THIS ISWHAT HAPPENS.

I HOPE YOU WOMEN UNDERSTANDWHAT'S GOING ON.

DON'T GET ME NEAR HER.I AIN'T DONE NOTHING TO HER.

- RELAX, JUST RELAX.- CALM DOWN.

- YOU SEARCH HIMREAL GOOD ALREADY?- I GOT IT.

- LOST YOUR DRAWERS, BUDDY.- HOLD THAT THOUGHT,HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

- GUYS--- ALL RIGHT, MAN, HAVE A SEAT.

HAVE A SEAT.- I MEAN NO HARM.

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS, THOUGH.- OKAY, HAVE A SEAT, GEORGE.

- YES, SIR.- WATCH THAT GLASS.

- YEAH, WATCH YOUR FOOT.- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

- YOU GOOD, GEORGE?- YEAH, I'M GOOD, BUDDY.

- OKAY, MAN, GIVE USJUST A SECOND.

- I APPRECIATE Y'ALL BEINGPATIENT WITH ME.

- ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, GEORGE.- SEE THAT POT RIGHT HERE?

- WHAT?- SEE THIS POT SIGN?

- UH-HUH.- YEAH, SHE TAUGHT ME.YEAH, YOU'RE ON DRUGS.

( chuckles ) YEAH,I SMOKE THAT.

I TOLD MY PROBATION OFFICER.- DO ME A FAVOR.

LOOK TO THE RIGHT FOR ME.- I'VE BEEN HONEST.

I'M HONEST.

YEAH.- OKAY.

- THAT'S THE WAY--- WE APPRECIATE THAT, GEORGE.

- I'M GETTING OUTOF THE STATE OF TEXAS.

- OKAY, YOU GOING TO COLORADO?

- YES, SIR!- OKAY. HOW DID I KNOW THAT?

- YOU CAN ASK DOCTORSAND NURSES, ANYBODY WHO'DTALK TO ME.

- THAT WAS A LUCKY GUESS.SO WHAT HAPPENED WHENY'ALL GOT HERE?

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