Heavily Harmed

  • Season 3
  • Aired 11/07/2011
  • 8,282 Views

A crook robbing an armored car accidentally kills his partner when he slams the steel plated door on his neck.

AN ARMORED TRUCK IS LIKEA PIGGY BANK ON WHEELS.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS BUST IT OPEN

AND THE MONEY'S YOURS.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHATFIRST TIMERS

EDDIE AND TYRONE THOUGHT.

[brakes squeal]

- HANDS ON YOUR HEAD NOW!IN THE TRUCK!

- BUT THEN THEY MADE A COUPLEOF ROOKIE MISTAKES.

FIRST, THEY PICKEDA BUSY STREET

AND A PEDESTRIAN CALLED IT IN.

- GO, LET'S GO!

- THEN, THEY TOOK TOO LONGTYING UP THE GUARDS...

[siren approaching]- COME ON, BAGS, BAGS!

- GIVING THE POLICEENOUGH TIME TO RESPOND.

- DROP THE WEAPON![gunfire]

- THERE HAVE BEEN APPROXIMATELY131 ARMORED CAR GUARDS

KILLED DURING ROBBERIES.

THOSE THAT ARE TYING TOHIJACK 'EM ARE HEAVILY ARMED.

- GETTING CAUGHTIN A FIREFIGHT WITH COPS

WAS NOT PART OF THEIR PLAN.

WHILE TYRONE STOOD HIS GROUNDAND SHOT IT OUT...

[cartridges clanking]

EDDIE TURNED TAIL AND HIDINSIDE THE ARMORED TRUCK.

- OH!

- THEN TYRONE TOOK ONEIN THE CHEST.

- [gasping]

- HE SHOULD'VE DIED,BUT DIDN'T

THANKS TO HIS FIVE-TIMESSTRONGER THAN STEEL

KEVLAR BULLETPROOF VEST.

- ON YOUR FACE, DOWN!DOWN RIGHT NOW!

- THE COPSTOOK TYRONE PRISONER,

BUT GOT A BIG SURPRISEWHEN THEY WENT TO GET EDDIE.

WHILE COWARDLY EDDIE WASHIDING IN THE BACK,

HE STUPIDLY PEEKEDOUT THE DOOR

JUST WHEN HIS PARTNERGOT DRILLED.

THE IMPACT OF THE BULLETSENT TYRONE FLYING BACKWARDS

INTO THE DOOR OF THE TRUCK,

WHICH CLOSED ON EDDIE'S NECK.

- WHEN THIS 300-POUND DOOR

HIT THIS MAN ACROSSHIS NECK,

THE CERVICAL SPINE VERTEBRAEWOULD'VE BEEN SHATTERED.

ONCE THE SPINAL CORDBECOMES SEVERED,

ALL CONNECTION BETWEEN THE BRAINAND THE HUMAN BODY IS GONE.

YOUR BREATHING WOULD STOP.CARDIAC ARREST WOULD HAPPEN.

IN THIS CASE, THIS MANWOULD BE DEAD WITHIN SECONDS.

- HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!

- THE BOTCHED ROBBERY ATTEMPTGOT TYRONE LIFE IN PRISON.

HIS COWARDLY PARTNER EDDIEGOT A STIFFER SENTENCE.

[gunshot, neck cracks]

DEATH.

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