"I Only Had One Machine"

  • Season 3
  • Aired 07/12/2013
  • 7,941 Views

The judges aren’t big fans of Mike’s tattoo, but when he tells them that he only brought one tattoo machine to the competition, they really go off on him. Ouch.

- MY PROBLEM WITH THIS TATTOOIS IT LACKS ANY TIGHT DETAILS.

YOU DIDN'T PUT ANY KINDOF DEFINITION

ON THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSETO BRING THE SHAPE

OF THIS LION OUT.

- THIS GUY DOESN'T EVENHAVE WHISKERS

ON THE RIGHT SIDE FO HIS FACE.

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODYSTOLE YOUR LINER.

YOU HAVE NO OUTLINEON THIS THING.

- I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONENOTICED, I ONLY HAD

ONE MACHINE TO WORK WITHFOR THE WHOLE TATTOO.

- YOU ONLY HAD ONE MACHINE?- THAT'S ALL I HAD.

- WAIT, I'M LOST.I'M COMPLETELY CONFUSED.

YOU HAVE ONE TATTOO MACHINE?- I DON'T EVER LEAVE MY HOUSE

WITHOUT EIGHT MACHINES MINIMUM.

- HOW WOULD YOU COMETO A TATTOO COMPETITION

WITH A MACHINE?THAT'S INSANE.

GET YOURSELFMORE THAN ONE MACHINE,

AND YOU MIGHT ACTUALLYBE ABLE

TO COME BACK NEXT SEASONAND WIN.

- IF I WAS COMING ON TO BEA CONTESTANT ON THIS SHOW,

I WOULD SHOW UPWITH EVERY SINGLE PIECE--

- I GOT THE BEST COMPLIMENTOF MY CAREER FROM THAT GUY.

HE SAID THE TWO HAPPIEST MOMENTSI HIS LIFE

WERE TO SEE HIS KIDS BORN,AND TO GET TATTOOED BY ME HERE.

- THAT'S AWESOME.

- NO, I MEAN,I RESPECT YOUR CRITIQUE,

BUT I ALSO KNOWWHAT I WAS ABLE TO DO

WITH THE TIME I WAS GIVEN.

- IT'S NOT PERSONAL.THIS IS ALL BUSINESS.

FOR 15 OF YOU,YOU'LL BE BACK,

AND ONE OF YOU IS PACKING.

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