One Size Fits All

  • Season 1
  • Aired 02/08/2014
  • 24,514 Views

The duo takes advantage of the Half Off sale at a local thrift shop where Jason finds that one size fits all, even for himself.

Everything's half off.

(cheering and clapping)

BUT 50% LESS MONEY MEANS AT LEAST 50% MORE SHOPPERS.

AND EVEN THOUGH THE EMPLOYEES EEM TO BE EXCITED BY THE CROWD,S

JASON AND BRYAN ARE NOT.

Move out of my way. I'vegot some thrifting to do.

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Bryan: I guess it's a big deal for them to have a sale today.

I just want to get tothe goodies.

♪♪

NARRATOR: THE FIRST PLACE THE GUYS HIT UP...

The T shirt aisle.

"Genius by birth;grumpy by choice."

Hey, that's likeperfect for me.

Is it my size?

When I'm looking at t-shirts, really not the brand.

Brand's no big deal.

Here's an old Clash...

h, that's cool.O

One dollar for a Harley.

I'm looking for key graphics, key images; pop culture stuff.

Eagles, Hotel California.

No way! Eagles?

The Johnson FamilyPicnic, 2004.

There's no resalevalue for that.

Here, Eminem.

And you've gotta know what's five-minutes-ago.

Jonas Brothers t-shirtswill not sell nowadays.

I said do the top.

What are youdoing on my rack?

I saw good stuffdown there.

(laughs)

ey. Look, jerk!H

ere, go get your cart.H

I move fast like a bunny.

And Bryan moves slow like a glacier.

I think my method's better.

I might miss somethingfrom time to time,

but I'd rather see everything than to be all lackadaisical

and only see half the stuff.

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Bryan: And when Jason says verything, he means everything.e

Now that's a muumuu.

That is awesome.

I dare you to tryit on right here.

Women always have that look.I can tell in their eyes.

"Is he just shopping or is he buying for himself?"

Well, it does sayone size fits all.

I don't know why helooks at dresses

but that's what he likes to look at.

It fits me nice.Oh, wow. Itdoes fit you.

NOW HERE'S A GUY WHO'S CLEARLY COMFORTABLE

WITH HIS MASCULINITY.

Jason: If somebody's watching me; cool.

If nobody's watchingme; I'll still do it.

♪ (Hawaiian) ♪

Muumuus are supposed to bekinda flowing and free so,

there'll be a lot of peoplethat could buy this dress

and it'll be good for them.

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